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Re: Newbie
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2007, 10:25:51 AM »
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2007, 10:28:49 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=316. msg3972#msg3972 date=1179787152
I don't know about pictures ~ probably the magic 10 posts.  Anyway collect the empties I think I heard time being called.

Yessir, sorrysir, finished your Baileys.

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2007, 11:36:13 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=316. msg3972#msg3972 date=1179787152
I don't know about pictures ~ probably the magic 10 posts.  Anyway collect the empties I think I heard time being called.

Yessir, sorrysir, finished your Baileys.

I aint working karioke night!

You are safe, karioke night has been stopped after last time. Berek and Nick did a duet and we ended up getting raided by the RSPCA. eveilgrin:


it was going quite well until he got his knob out

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2007, 11:38:20 AM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=316. msg3972#msg3972 date=1179787152
I don't know about pictures ~ probably the magic 10 posts.  Anyway collect the empties I think I heard time being called.
Yessir, sorrysir, finished your Baileys.
I aint working karioke night!
You are safe, karioke night has been stopped after last time. Berek and Nick did a duet and we ended up getting raided by the RSPCA. eveilgrin:


Which reminds me.

Did anyone explain to Mr Happy that the "Go Down" button doesn't work?
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2007, 12:12:18 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=316. msg3972#msg3972 date=1179787152
I don't know about pictures ~ probably the magic 10 posts.  Anyway collect the empties I think I heard time being called.
Yessir, sorrysir, finished your Baileys.
I aint working karioke night!
You are safe, karioke night has been stopped after last time. Berek and Nick did a duet and we ended up getting raided by the RSPCA. eveilgrin:


Which reminds me.

Did anyone explain to Mr Happy that the "Go Down" button doesn't work?
it was going quite well until he got his knob out
Or the quote button by the looks of things!  point:
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2007, 12:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=316. msg3972#msg3972 date=1179787152
I don't know about pictures ~ probably the magic 10 posts.  Anyway collect the empties I think I heard time being called.

Yessir, sorrysir, finished your Baileys.

I aint working karioke night!

You are safe, karioke night has been stopped after last time. Berek and Nick did a duet and we ended up getting raided by the RSPCA. eveilgrin:


it was going quite well until he got his knob out

Why does the evening always have to end on a bum note with someone getting their knob out. Wouldn't it just be much nicer if we could all lock up and go home without anyone having shown a bodily part.

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2007, 12:16:59 PM »
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a bum note


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Re: Newbie
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2007, 12:25:50 PM »
So that's where I have been going wrong!  redface:

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2007, 12:28:00 PM »
So that's where I have been going wrong!  redface:

You know what they say Wench ....... If sex is a pain in the bum ~ you're doing something wrong
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2007, 12:32:46 PM »
So that's where I have been going wrong!  redface:

You know what they say Wench ....... If sex is a pain in the bum ~ you're doing something wrong

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2007, 01:20:57 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort link=topic=316. msg3972#msg3972 date=1179787152
I don't know about pictures ~ probably the magic 10 posts.  Anyway collect the empties I think I heard time being called.
Yessir, sorrysir, finished your Baileys.
I aint working karioke night!
You are safe, karioke night has been stopped after last time. Berek and Nick did a duet and we ended up getting raided by the RSPCA. eveilgrin:

Which reminds me.

Did anyone explain to Mr Happy that the "Go Down" button doesn't work?
it was going quite well until he got his knob out
Or the quote button by the looks of things!  point:
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2007, 01:23:45 PM »
Maybe you need to up them to tri-focals?

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2007, 01:30:43 PM »
I have some quadrifocals drumroll:

Waits for Berek to make cock waving accusation. I use them for looking up, down, left, right and forward. Special James Bond style tiny wing mirrors alert me to the approach of muggers when in Ellesmere Port.
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Re: Newbie
« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2007, 01:32:19 PM »
There is quite a lot of cock waving in the desk thread too. Bouncer has three don't you know!  ::)

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Re: Newbie
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2007, 01:35:07 PM »
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My office only has two. One covered in heaps of paper and the other (looks round) also covered in heaps of paper and broken television cry:
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