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Re: Easter
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2008, 09:57:11 AM »
You will be thrilled to know I will be about most of the time except for Saturday. Wedding innit. Early afternoon and evening do.

Gonna be fun. Bride twice the age of groom and 6 months pregnant. Both families will be grimacing and snarling and hoping it looks like smiles.

I am going to get hammered.  happy088
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Re: Easter
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2008, 09:58:37 AM »
You will be thrilled to know I will be about most of the time except for Saturday. Wedding innit. Early afternoon and evening do.

Gonna be fun. Bride twice the age of groom and 6 months pregnant. Both families will be grimacing and snarling and hoping it looks like smiles.

I am going to get hammered.  happy088
Excellent news - spesh the wedding, sounds fun...

The Wedding Album will be more fun than Viz!  happy088
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Re: Easter
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2008, 11:11:02 AM »
I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.

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I should do a filling starter. Then for the main (Lamb) course a f*ck of a lot of vegetables and sharpen the carving knife if I were you Nick
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Re: Easter
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2008, 12:36:14 PM »
I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.

Eight plus the three of you  rubschin:
I should do a filling starter. Then for the main (Lamb) course a f*ck of a lot of vegetables and sharpen the carving knife if I were you Nick
Tell them it's new neve nouv nouvelle cuisine...  ;)
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Re: Easter
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2008, 06:50:12 PM »
I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.

Eight plus the three of you  rubschin:
I should do a filling starter. Then for the main (Lamb) course a f*ck of a lot of vegetables and sharpen the carving knife if I were you Nick

Three of the 8 are small children. I may cook one of them if we run short
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Re: Easter
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2008, 06:52:03 PM »
I bought a leg of lamb in Cholmondley today. Mrs Nick has invited 8 for lunch on Sunday.People that is,not lambs.

Eight plus the three of you  rubschin:
I should do a filling starter. Then for the main (Lamb) course a f*ck of a lot of vegetables and sharpen the carving knife if I were you Nick

Three of the 8 are small children. I may cook one of them if we run short

It's a plan with merit!  eveilgrin:
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Re: Easter
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2008, 07:15:59 PM »
I have cancelled all invasions just to be with you all, if you need be I shall be over by the piano, practising my Noel Coward look. lol:

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Re: Easter
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2008, 07:21:16 PM »
I have cancelled all invasions just to be with you all, if you need be I shall be over by the piano, practising my Noel Coward look. lol:

How absolutely divine!  lol:
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Re: Easter
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2008, 07:30:02 PM »
I know, it's the white tux and the cigarette holder that does it smile:

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Re: Easter
« Reply #24 on: March 22, 2008, 12:06:43 PM »
I'm off to for phase one of wedding in half an hour. It is now hailing like mad and blowing a gale.

Its all gone black outside!  scared2:

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Re: Easter
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2008, 12:41:48 PM »
I'm off to for phase one of wedding in half an hour. It is now hailing like mad and blowing a gale.

Its all gone black outside!  scared2:


I'm cleaning the pool at the moment in my shorts... 22C here  whistle:
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Re: Easter
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2008, 12:42:38 PM »
You have a pool in your shorts? eeek:

Time for the incontinence pads I fear noooo:
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Re: Easter
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2008, 12:44:25 PM »
You have a pool in your shorts? eeek:

Time for the incontinence pads I fear noooo:
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Re: Easter
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2008, 06:43:20 PM »
Phase 1 complete. It snowed during the photographs and I am now a bit pissed. Phase 2 commences in half an hour.
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Re: Easter
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2008, 06:45:24 PM »
Phase 1 complete. It snowed during the photographs and I am now a bit pissed. Phase 2 commences in half an hour.

OK ~ Phase one is the ceremony
Phase two is the reception
Are you invited to phase three?  eeek:
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