No no, not my usual rant, me.
I have a five day weekend and challenge myself not to waste it:
Kitchen window needs a gloss
Drawer front needs putting back on
Dresser needs a lick of varnish
Front door needs second coat
Wallpaper to be hung in dining room
Bathroom light fitting needs replacing
Treat damp in bedroom
Plus the usual:
Wipe kids bottoms (my own) (kids not bottoms)
Entertain them
Hoover
Washing
Washing Up
Hoover
Feed kids
Entertain them
Hoover
And the specialist needs:
Make wifey smile
Thus far, the middle list has been achieved, though I'm sure the 'entertain' will be questioned. The top list has been avoided due to the interesting mail received, tv, shape of vegetables, ingriedients in spotted dick etc. Why does the most dull of things become interesting when there's stuff to avoid?
As for mission impossible, I'm sure completing list one and two whilst maintaining my youthful looks, the spontanaety (sp) of a younger me, a caring persona and producing a bunch of flowers from my derrier could crack the face...
Happy Easter!