My Desk

[Mr Happy]

I have a desk at work 4ft by 2 ft beech effect, and a red chair adjustable height, back and arm rests and a pumpy cushiony thing.  Much the same as about a hundred other desks in the office.

Why the concern about mine?  It took me months to get the phone so wound up that when i let it go it hangs up.  I have a filing system, the paper near the top of the pile is the stuff i have read most recently.  There may be a meal inside my keyboard but we may go on an outside adventure pursuit in the Brechen Beacons get stranded without food and my keyboard come to the rescue.

I don't pass judgement on other peoples desks, well except those with cuddly toys (emotionally unstable), too many family photos (my sperm works), excessive gadgets (it geek/paedo), too tidy (work-shy delegator).

Hey retards, leave my desk alone!

[Barman]

I have a desk at work 4ft by 2 ft beech effect, and a red chair adjustable height, back and arm rests and a pumpy cushiony thing.  Much the same as about a hundred other desks in the office.

Why the concern about mine?  It took me months to get the phone so wound up that when i let it go it hangs up.  I have a filing system, the paper near the top of the pile is the stuff i have read most recently.  There may be a meal inside my keyboard but we may go on an outside adventure pursuit in the Brechen Beacons get stranded without food and my keyboard come to the rescue.

I don't pass judgement on other peoples desks, well except those with cuddly toys (emotionally unstable), too many family photos (my sperm works), excessive gadgets (it geek/paedo), too tidy (work-shy delegator).

Hey retards, leave my desk alone!

Indeed ? a man?s desk is rather like his garden shed (or basement) ? a sanctuary from the cruel world outside.

I choose to have my desk piled high (literally) with junk and rubbish ? I?d post a picture but I?m sure the camera is in there somewhere and moving such a large object could cause an avalanche.

I laugh at companies that have clear desk policies ? everybody just skooshes everything into the bottom drawer when they leave for the evening which is where it remains, forgotten and incomplete only to be covered by another layer the following evening. Tossers.

[Nick]

I posted a very similar thread in another place 2 years ago. This is blatant plagiarism and, moreover, infringes my copyright.

I am reporting the entire matter to my solicitors. We shall see what they have to say about the matter. This is VERY serious!!

[Barman]

I posted a very similar thread in another place 2 years ago. This is blatant plagiarism and, moreover, infringes my copyright.

I am reporting the entire matter to my solicitors. We shall see what they have to say about the matter. This is VERY serious!!

How very dare you????

We see your solicitors and raise you our team of highly paid barristers for whom you will be receiving the bill in due course! 

[Nick]

And I'm going to tell my Dad!!












Pity he died in 1982

[Bar Wench]

But my Dad is bigger than your Dad!













Although mine was cremated. Do you think that means he is smaller. 

[Berek]

and i'm hiring Rumpole of the Bailey and selling my story to Chat magazine; "They stole my story "

[Nick]

But my Dad is bigger than your Dad!













Although mine was cremated. Do you think that means he is smaller. 

Mine was too. Depends how big he was to start with!

[Barman]

But my Dad is bigger than your Dad!













Although mine was cremated. Do you think that means he is smaller. 

Mine was too. Depends how big he was to start with!

Mine was cremated too ? do you think you really get the right bits back or do they have a big old coal bunker full of ashes and just take a shovel-full out of the little door at the bottom? 

[Snoopy]

[Nick]

My Mum's will said she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where. The argument about that went on for ages!

And can we get this back to desks now?

[Barman]

My Mum's will said she wanted her ashes scattered. Trouble is, she didn't say where. The argument about that went on for ages!

And can we get this back to desks now?

Our barrister says 'yes' - that'll be five hundred Pounds please. 

[Uncle Mort]

I sorted some documents out this morning which require a signature. I put them aside intending to go and see the guy this afternoon but he's just popped in so it's a case of "hang on I've got something for you"

Could I find the papers? 

[Nick]

Well my solicitor suggested I see a quack. But he still charged me ?150.

I think I might try Trading Standards! Back soon!

[Mr Happy]

And I'm going to tell my Dad!!












Pity he died in 1982

Judging by a week in the life of Nick the fella probably needed a rest.  Perhaps he came back as 'the boy' for revenge!

After copying your post Nick i changed the desk measurements and your chair was blue thus null and void.  However, should your solicitors feel the need to write I'm sure my desk can accomodate their correspondance...