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Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« on: March 24, 2008, 01:09:46 PM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/2232934.stm

This and many other links show "Scientists" proving that a glass or two of wine a day helps you to avoid Heart Troubles and some go so far as to say that a glass of wine a day will save your life.

MEANWHILE:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=541950&in_page_id=1770

Says that just one glass of wine a day will increase your chances of breast cancer by 60%


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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2008, 02:43:28 PM »
As you havent got breasts you should hedge your bets and have a glass of plonk.  happy088

Medicinal dontchya know.
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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2008, 03:29:04 PM »
Follow my example - have som many glasses that you don't care...  whistle:
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« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2008, 03:35:07 PM »
Follow my example - have som many glasses that you don't care...  whistle:

Already started then?
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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2008, 03:36:25 PM »
Follow my example - have som many glasses that you don't care...  whistle:

Already started then?


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« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2008, 04:56:27 PM »
Follow my example - have som many glasses that you don't care...  whistle:

Already started then?


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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2008, 07:43:38 PM »
You need to read the small print for these research pieces. Find out who funded them. If you find that the one praising the health benefits of drinking wine was financed by the Gallo brothers then you could probably take it with a pinch of salt.  whistle:
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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2008, 07:57:41 PM »
I'll go with the BBC then coz I'd be 640% more likely to get breast cancer!  eeek:(hic)

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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2008, 07:59:25 PM »
Just watch out for the hound my dear and dont believe him if he spins you that line about having magical healing paws.  whistle:
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2008, 08:07:02 PM »
Just watch out for the hound my dear and dont believe him if he spins you that line about having magical healing paws.  whistle:

Yes he did say he had the magical touch!!!   8)

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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2008, 08:35:38 PM »
Just watch out for the hound my dear and dont believe him if he spins you that line about having magical healing paws.  whistle:

Yes he did say he had the magical touch!!!   8)

It's the old dog in him.


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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2008, 08:39:15 PM »
Just watch out for the hound my dear and dont believe him if he spins you that line about having magical healing paws.  whistle:

Yes he did say he had the magical touch!!!   8)

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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2008, 08:40:45 PM »
Just watch out for the hound my dear and dont believe him if he spins you that line about having magical healing paws.  whistle:

Yes he did say he had the magical touch!!!   8)

It's the old dog in him.



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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2008, 08:42:35 PM »
Just watch out for the hound my dear and dont believe him if he spins you that line about having magical healing paws.  whistle:

Yes he did say he had the magical touch!!!   8)

It's the old dog in him.



Honey and whiskey please.  Had flu so feeling ruff! sad24:

Driving through UK snowy motorways didn't help. noooo:
What can I pour you my dear?  eyes:
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It didn't help you with the quote function that's for sure!  point:
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You're just so picky!


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Re: Oh Do Make Up Your Minds
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2008, 08:44:15 PM »
Just watch out for the hound my dear and dont believe him if he spins you that line about having magical healing paws.  whistle:

Yes he did say he had the magical touch!!!   8)

It's the old dog in him.



Honey and whiskey please.  Had flu so feeling ruff! sad24:

Driving through UK snowy motorways didn't help. noooo:
What can I pour you my dear?  eyes:
rubschin:
It didn't help you with the quote function that's for sure!  point:

I don't know what you mean! whistle: