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Offline Snoopy

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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #45 on: March 26, 2008, 06:34:44 PM »
Why am I sitting here feeding you lines like that?  ::)
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #46 on: March 26, 2008, 07:32:36 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 26, 2008, 04:16:59 PM
Hello LL ~ Long time, no see. Sorry 'bout the pong ... any chance of a bath later?

I once knew a guy whose parents, a Mr and Mrs Hicken, had called him Christopher and at school one poor lad by name of Woodcock was known to one and all (masters included) as Oakhampton ~ but I went to that sort of school. (BM will explain if necessary)

We had a Bill Woodcock use to come into the office where I worked in the early 80's. My colleague always use to pipe up, here comes timber-dick

Many moons ago, Mrs JOM use to have a manager called Richard Head
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #47 on: March 26, 2008, 08:42:47 PM »
I once worked for an ALice Slack eeek:
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #48 on: March 27, 2008, 08:30:43 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 26, 2008, 06:33:17 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 26, 2008, 06:31:30 PM
Pure as the driven snow I should guess.

Just drifted some after Baldymort.  point:

Could have been described in my youth as pure as newly fallen snow  cry: now after eons of exposure to BM influences no more 'slush' like - or is that just my brain  sad24:
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #49 on: March 27, 2008, 07:38:18 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on March 27, 2008, 08:30:43 AM
Could have been described in my youth as pure as newly fallen snow  cry: now after eons of exposure to BM influences no more 'slush' like - or is that just my brain  sad24:

If only half of the stories about Baldy's special recipie home brew are true then odds are it will be the grey matter thats gone a little slushy I'm afraid  happy100
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #50 on: March 27, 2008, 08:13:17 PM »
Richard Head.  He was quite high up in the advertising world. whistle:

No really that is what he was (is?) called.
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #51 on: March 28, 2008, 07:59:55 AM »
Quote from: ice n'a slice on March 27, 2008, 08:13:17 PM
Richard Head.  He was quite high up in the advertising world. whistle:

No really that is what he was (is?) called.

Similar to Richard Sole - loved it when he was tannoyed for a telephone call as the switchboard operators (using one of those big plug and play types) called him as follows:-

''Telephone call for Mr. Sole - Mr. R. Sole please contact the switchboard''

It's true - it really really is !
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #52 on: March 28, 2008, 01:34:44 PM »
That's rather like the classic I was told about by a friend who used to work for one of the big supermarkets.

One day, they had a phone call - not realising it was hoax, the girl on the customer service desk made the following broadcast announcement to the whole store:


We have a small child lost in the store. His name is Michael Hunt, so, if anyone sees Mike Hunt, would they please come to Customer Services and ask for ****** ****!


Many eyebrows were, apparently, raised.
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #53 on: March 28, 2008, 01:36:27 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost on March 28, 2008, 01:34:44 PM
That's rather like the classic I was told about by a friend who used to work for one of the big supermarkets.

One day, they had a phone call - not realising it was hoax, the girl on the customer service desk made the following broadcast announcement to the whole store:


We have a small child lost in the store. His name is Michael Hunt, so, if anyone sees Mike Hunt, would they please come to Customer Services and ask for ****** ****!


Many eyebrows were, apparently, raised.

After reading it a few times the penny finally dropped  shocked003
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #54 on: March 28, 2008, 01:51:11 PM »
 noooo:
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #55 on: March 29, 2008, 03:38:31 PM »
My best mate at school had a really horrible name, Colin Bollacks, he had the mickey taken out of him for years until he changed it by deed poll to Andrew whistle:
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Re: People with odd names
« Reply #56 on: March 29, 2008, 03:42:00 PM »
Quote from: grumpyoldsoldier on March 29, 2008, 03:38:31 PM
My best mate at school had a really horrible name, Colin Bollacks, he had the mickey taken out of him for years until he changed it by deed poll to Andrew whistle:

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