Who wants to know about the hen weekend?

[Barman]

Ah but before LL hits the town she would have to make sure there was enough wardrobe space for her new clothes. Hence heading to wards Baldymort's ex wardrobe first.

BM may want to have a closer look at some of the new cleaning cloths... 

For cleaning my new watch? 

[Nick]

All about black lingerie.

Mark my words!

[Barman]

All about black lingerie.

Mark my words!

And pole dancing and Kareoak Bukkake Kareoke - I always confuse those two... 

[Landlady]

The new shiny dancing pole  is on it's way - it will be a welcome pleasing addition to the rear patio features, I am sure 

Retail therapy shopping was limited (honestly NOT enough time) purchases restricted to:

4/5 bargain tee shirts from M&S
1 skirt
2 pairs of shoes (1 pair for walking and 1 pair for pole dancing)
Replenishment of normal everyday type underwear

Completed mission, as instructed by BM, to return with his kevla jeans and two way in line plug also... Now you can't say I don't spoil him 
   

[Bar Wench]

After having seen the price of those jeans! 

[Snoopy]

But I'm sure he is worth it. 

[Bar Wench]

 

[TG]

The new shiny dancing pole  is on it's way - it will be a welcome pleasing addition to the rear patio features, I am sure 

Retail therapy shopping was limited (honestly NOT enough time) purchases restricted to:

4/5 bargain tee shirts from M&S
1 skirt
2 pairs of shoes (1 pair for walking and 1 pair for pole dancing)
Replenishment of normal everyday type underwear

Completed mission, as instructed by BM, to return with his kevla jeans and two way in line plug also... Now you can't say I don't spoil him 
   

Did you get him a nice watch? He's being doing our heads in about some flash watch or other. 

[tel]

But what about the weekend?

Did it involve time spent in cells?

[Barman]

But I'm sure he is worth it. 

Indeed... 

[Bar Wench]

 

[Barman]

yes? 

[Nick]

I bought some new shoes yesterday. I was told I could have a £10 discount if I turned in a pair of old shoes. I went to my car and found an old pair of leaky wellies.

Got £10 off.

WTF is that all about then?

[Grumpmeister]

After having seen the price of those jeans! 

True but after LL finds the reciept for his new watch he's going to need armoured jeans Wenchy.

[Bar Wench]

I bought some new shoes yesterday. I was told I could have a £10 discount if I turned in a pair of old shoes. I went to my car and found an old pair of leaky wellies.

Got £10 off.

WTF is that all about then?

Well if you will shop at cut price Northern chains what do you expect!