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Scarey experience at the dump
« on: March 28, 2008, 03:12:21 PM »
Have made lots of trips to the Dump recently.Went this morning with the usual case of empty bottles and cardboard boxes. Mrs Nick gave me a load of The Boy's ex-clothes to put into the special ex-clothes bin.Not one I usually go to.

I went to put the bag in the slot and two arms came out and grabbed it off me!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Turned out to be a bloke inside emptying it.

I nearly shat myself!
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2008, 03:19:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2008, 03:12:21 PM
Have made lots of trips to the Dump recently.Went this morning with the usual case of empty bottles and cardboard boxes. Mrs Nick gave me a load of The Boy's ex-clothes to put into the special ex-clothes bin.Not one I usually go to.

I went to put the bag in the slot and two arms came out and grabbed it off me!! eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:

Turned out to be a bloke inside emptying it.

I nearly shat myself!
happy100 Go and have a nice lie down........
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2008, 03:20:32 PM »
I am busy tidying my office angel1
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 03:24:05 PM »
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2008, 03:24:56 PM »
I have to tidy the spare room/office/dressing room this weekend. Mr Wench nearly broke his neck trying to get a shirt out of the wardrobe this morning.  redface:
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2008, 03:25:42 PM »
I am trying to imagine the scenario.

But failing
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2008, 03:26:50 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 28, 2008, 03:24:05 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2008, 03:20:32 PM
I am busy tidying my office angel1
eeek:

Very busy indeed. I am also doing sound effects.Busy ones eveilgrin:
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2008, 03:27:30 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 28, 2008, 03:24:56 PM
I have to tidy the spare room/office/dressing room this weekend. Mr Wench nearly broke his neck trying to get a shirt out of the wardrobe this morning.  redface:

Do you want BM to send over his woman who does for him when I am away - the last one was MUCH better than the previous  
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2008, 03:28:21 PM »
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2008, 03:28:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 28, 2008, 03:25:42 PM
I am trying to imagine the scenario.

But failing

He fell over:
1) sewing machine
2) box of cables
3) mini trampoline
4) a pile of clothing for the charity folk
5) one bin bag of shredding

He sort of stumbled from one to the other. I was in lots of trouble.  redface:
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2008, 03:29:21 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on March 28, 2008, 03:27:30 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 28, 2008, 03:24:56 PM
I have to tidy the spare room/office/dressing room this weekend. Mr Wench nearly broke his neck trying to get a shirt out of the wardrobe this morning.  redface:

Do you want BM to send over his woman who does for him when I am away - the last one was MUCH better than the previous  
Oh yes...  eyes:
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2008, 03:31:14 PM »
No bouncing involved then.That trampoline could have shot him through the ceiling.
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2008, 03:36:17 PM »
It bounced him on to an upturned plug.  sad24:
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2008, 03:36:40 PM »
Nasty!
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Re: Scarey experience at the dump
« Reply #14 on: March 28, 2008, 04:26:33 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 28, 2008, 03:36:17 PM
It bounced him on to an upturned plug.  sad24:

Ouch! That's on a par with standing on a lego brick. One of those pains you never forget
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