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Offline Snoopy

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« Reply #30 on: March 29, 2008, 08:03:25 AM »
Give that man a Post Graduate Certificate of Education ~ he's a born teacher.
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« Reply #31 on: March 29, 2008, 08:07:20 AM »
Quote from: tailgunner on March 29, 2008, 07:59:33 AM
Quote from: Barman on March 29, 2008, 07:49:01 AM
Quote from: tailgunner on March 29, 2008, 07:42:49 AM
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I'm confused about all this... I have a huge Bishops Finger hangover this morning...  noooo:

How can I help? I what way are you confused?

Carpet...  redface:

Right. History lesson for BM.

Ages ago right there was these blokes called spartans right. Right hard cases yeah. Anyway right these other gangs from this persia place started to kick off right and invade spartans house yeah? So this spartan kimg dude says 'right lads we'll steam over to thermopylae road right and head em off at the pass, who's up for it?". Well most spartans had buggered off to maccys yeah and there was only 300 right and there was MILLIONS of these persin blokes right. So anyway spartans blocked the pass right then it REALLLY kicked off yeah. In the end right the spartans all got a right battering and got killed as well innit. But the persian blokes were well held up and when the rest of the spartans got bhome from maccys them and some other greek blokes steamed into the persians right and sent em pack to Persia with a flea in the ear right. Battle of Thermopylae innit. Dont you lknow nuffink?.
Ah... now I get it!  cloud9:
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« Reply #32 on: March 29, 2008, 08:12:18 AM »
Praise the Lord!
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« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2008, 08:30:30 AM »
I have given you the promised clap TG
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« Reply #34 on: March 29, 2008, 08:43:48 AM »
Problem Solved!

I assume from the timing of TG's post that these guests arrived 2215-ish last night. Anybody that was watching Al Murray would realse why. Every week they have a "pub of the week" where the regulars form part of the audience. This weks pub of the week wasn't a pub as such, but were the "Real Ale Pub", described as the UK's first virtual pub. Quite a few of those watching will have googled "virtual pub" and found this wonderful place

Here's their site[url]
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« Reply #35 on: March 29, 2008, 08:52:35 AM »
Well done that man!

Just goes to show what I miss by not watching crap television prgrammes.

Have a clap JOM
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« Reply #36 on: March 29, 2008, 08:53:49 AM »
Bloody hell! I was watching Al Murray as well when I started the thread and didnt make the connection!  noooo:
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« Reply #37 on: March 29, 2008, 09:00:13 AM »
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« Reply #38 on: March 29, 2008, 09:00:58 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 29, 2008, 08:52:35 AM
Well done that man!

Just goes to show what I miss by not watching crap television prgrammes.

Have a clap JOM

That's two people you've given the clap to today, dirty dog
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« Reply #39 on: March 29, 2008, 09:03:02 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on March 29, 2008, 08:43:48 AM
Problem Solved!

I assume from the timing of TG's post that these guests arrived 2215-ish last night. Anybody that was watching Al Murray would realse why. Every week they have a "pub of the week" where the regulars form part of the audience. This weks pub of the week wasn't a pub as such, but were the "Real Ale Pub", described as the UK's first virtual pub. Quite a few of those watching will have googled "virtual pub" and found this wonderful place

Here's their site[url]
Well bugger me!  eeek:
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« Reply #40 on: March 29, 2008, 09:03:51 AM »
OK make that three  lol:
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« Reply #41 on: March 29, 2008, 11:08:46 AM »
300 what? rubschin:
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« Reply #42 on: March 29, 2008, 11:17:51 AM »
Read the bloody thread!   cussing:
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« Reply #43 on: March 29, 2008, 12:10:00 PM »
I'm back now...  whistle:

Talk about losing the will to live - trip to the garden centre, with a farking hangover!  cussing:
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« Reply #44 on: March 29, 2008, 01:22:29 PM »
Now we have to plant the bloody things!  Banghead
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