Metric and Imperial

[Nick]

I decided to reinstallour stereo system yesterday(Dining Room restoratoin) and thought I would buy new speaker cable.

I estimated that I needed 80 feet o it and went to a local shop.He converted itinto metres (26) and then announced that he only had 14 metres in stock.

He recommended another shop who did have it in stock.

I have just realised that due to near senile confusion I have bought 80 metres of the effing stuff!!

Anyone want 165 feet of speaker cable?

[Snoopy]

Tie Mrs Nick to the four poster with it 








Alternatively use the surplus to wire up speakers on your balcony and give papal addresses to the holiday makers

[Nick]

Permanently?

[Barman]

I decided to reinstallour stereo system yesterday(Dining Room restoratoin) and thought I would buy new speaker cable.

I estimated that I needed 80 feet o it and went to a local shop.He converted itinto metres (26) and then announced that he only had 14 metres in stock.

He recommended another shop who did have it in stock.

I have just realised that due to near senile confusion I have bought 80 metres of the effing stuff!!

Anyone want 165 feet of speaker cable?

Buy a bigger house? 

[Nick]

I could wire the rest of hte house  .

But then I'd need to buy more speakers

[Snoopy]

OK ~ just add it to the box of cables. It'll come in handy one day ~ in fact was not Mussolini hung upside down from a lamp post using wire?  Now why should the name G. Brown spring to mind?

[Nick]

Alternatively use the surplus to wire up speakers on your balcony and give papal addresses to the holiday makers

 
 
 
 

[Barman]

Tell The Boy to make a vast electro-magnet with it... 

[Nick]

And then......?

[GROWLER]

And then......?

Hang it out the front balcony, fire it up, and watch all the 'bling' fly up to you that's attached to all the toffs and tossers that go sauntering past on a Sunday afternoon, ice cream in one hand, blondy bimbos in t'other.
Could wreak absolute havoc with the ECU on Ruperts Porsche too.

[Nick]

It is rather busy here today. Might be worth a shot.Do magnets attract plastic jewellery though?

[Snoopy]

Nope ~ but magnates sometimes do

Jocelynnys Dayannys da Silva-Bezerra grew up in a wealthy family of Brazilian heritage in Lausanne, Switzerland where she became a skilled hunter and pilot,[1] which led to her being invited to a shooting weekend at the 66,000 acre private Kenyan game reserve of billionaire international art dealer Alec Wildenstein (5 August 1940 — 25 February 2008), son of Daniel Wildenstein, the owner of Wildenstein & Co., one of the world's largest and most successful art conglomerates.

[Nick]

Ah yes, Mama Stallone? Odd haircut

Stereo system now functional.I nearly fell through a window and I also set the curtains on fire a tiny bit, but SHE hasn't noticed. Yet




Oh no, but they could be related. They may have the same surgeon!

[Barman]

And then......?

Think cartoon magnets, Tom & Jerry, anvils, etc. 

[Nick]

Yes, thanks