http://theweekly.co.uk/4401/irregular_dread/
You thought of Berek??
YOU THOUGHT OF BEREK???????
In the name of all that's holy, Nick, why Berek?
If you'd been reminded of yourself, I could go along with it, but Berek?
If it were porn then, yes, Berek.
But it is YOU who has the track record in the disaster stakes: Badgers, flannels in microwaves to mention just a couple (I won't go into a spare 165 ft of speaker cable).