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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008, 10:37:06 AM »
Ahem

WOuld an omelette be safe?
With some salad?

Health hazards are:?
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2008, 10:39:59 AM »
Eggs! Ask Edwina Curry
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008, 10:42:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:18:30 AM
I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)

Coffee is a carcinogen???? When the hell was that announced??


Oh bloody hell, I'm a dead man!!!!   scared2:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 10:42:27 AM »
Chicken then?

Is Edwina Curry a sort of intestinal illness now?
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008, 10:43:32 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 10:42:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:18:30 AM
I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)

Coffee is a carcinogen???? When the hell was that announced??


Oh bloody hell, I'm a dead man!!!!   scared2:

Oh it's lethal. Really bad.Does stuff to your nerves too.

ANd makes your hair fall out.

ANd your willy drop off. (Source: Daily Mail, passim)

Quite bad all round
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2008, 10:49:45 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:43:32 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 10:42:22 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:18:30 AM
I am currently having coffee (air miles AND carcinogenic)

Coffee is a carcinogen???? When the hell was that announced??


Oh bloody hell, I'm a dead man!!!!   scared2:

Oh it's lethal. Really bad.Does stuff to your nerves too.

ANd makes your hair fall out.

ANd your willy drop off. (Source: Daily Mail, passim)

Quite bad all round

No big deal for most of us there then, in both senses of the word. ::)
One thing less for the missus to moan about, so that's p'raps not such a bad thing?
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2008, 10:52:06 AM »
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2008, 11:45:48 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:20:25 AM
. . .rats have plague. . .
Not the ones that are careful with their dental hygiene.
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2008, 11:46:19 AM »
So are turnips safe?
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2008, 11:48:14 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:46:19 AM
So are turnips safe?

BM will tell you when he finds a large sack of them where the case of Talisker used to be.  whistle:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2008, 12:09:49 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 11:48:14 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:46:19 AM
So are turnips safe?

BM will tell you when he finds a large sack of them where the case of Talisker used to be.  whistle:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2008, 12:10:40 PM »
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2008, 12:11:00 PM »
Turnip curry is quite nice

Lethal obviously, but quite nice, so the Scots say. eveilgrin:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2008, 12:22:26 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:10:40 PM
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!
Bidets?  rubschin:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2008, 12:26:16 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:22:26 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:10:40 PM
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!
Bidets?  rubschin:

Sacks of turnips found where the case of Talisker .............. oh forget it. ::)
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