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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2008, 12:27:05 PM »
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!
Bidets?  rubschin:

Sacks of turnips found where the case of Talisker .............. oh forget it. ::)
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2008, 12:27:28 PM »
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2008, 12:27:45 PM »
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!
Bidets?  rubschin:

Sacks of turnips found where the case of Talisker .............. oh forget it. ::)
Am I cross threaded?  redface:

Yes
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2008, 12:28:55 PM »
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!
Bidets?  rubschin:

Sacks of turnips found where the case of Talisker .............. oh forget it. ::)
Am I cross threaded?  redface:

Yes

We'll need to ask LL about that ..... but we have noticed you always use a cubicle in the Gents.
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2008, 12:29:07 PM »
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:

yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire...  noooo:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2008, 12:31:03 PM »
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:


As long as you use wholemeal bread  sick2: and pasteurised cheese  sick2: you should be OK
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2008, 12:31:47 PM »
Oddlyour toaster fused the whole house the other day rubschin:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #37 on: March 31, 2008, 12:34:01 PM »
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #38 on: March 31, 2008, 12:35:43 PM »
Oddlyour toaster fused the whole house the other day rubschin:
That's odd is it?  noooo:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #39 on: March 31, 2008, 12:44:38 PM »
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:


Unsmoked Beagle is, apparently, extremely good for one. Any idea where we can get some?  rubschin:

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #40 on: March 31, 2008, 12:45:35 PM »
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #41 on: March 31, 2008, 12:56:42 PM »
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.

We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2008, 12:57:30 PM »
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.

We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
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They're always dragging along the floor...  noooo:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2008, 01:05:04 PM »
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.

We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
sick2:

They're always dragging along the floor...  noooo:

You are thinking of Bassett Hounds. Beagles have much shorter ears
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2008, 01:06:23 PM »
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.

We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
sick2:

They're always dragging along the floor...  noooo:

You are thinking of Bassett Hounds. Beagles have much shorter ears
Oh... what is it that you have dragging along the floor then? Leaves a trail through the fag ends 'n stuff?  rubschin:
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