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Offline Snoopy

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #45 on: March 31, 2008, 01:07:48 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 31, 2008, 12:56:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:45:35 PM
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.

We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.

After all that time in the Laboratory in Mill Hill (Yep that's one place where cancer research is carried out on animals ~ used to be one of my security contracts) I am so well smoked they modeled Kipper on me: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kipper-Characters-Ages-3-4-Books/b?ie=UTF8&node=291615
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #46 on: March 31, 2008, 01:09:05 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 01:06:23 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 01:05:04 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:57:30 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 31, 2008, 12:56:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:45:35 PM
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.

We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.
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They're always dragging along the floor...  noooo:

You are thinking of Bassett Hounds. Beagles have much shorter ears
Oh... what is it that you have dragging along the floor then? Leaves a trail through the fag ends 'n stuff?  rubschin:

 shocked003  Didn't realise it showed. redface:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #47 on: March 31, 2008, 01:24:59 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:10:40 PM
Apparently they cause Heart Attacks!

Can't you take asprins for them, or are they bad for you too...asprins that is, not 'eart attacks like?  rubschin:
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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #48 on: March 31, 2008, 01:28:00 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 01:07:48 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 31, 2008, 12:56:42 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:45:35 PM
Cough, hack, cough ...... not a clue mate .... splutter, cough.

We don't believe you. For the nutritional benefit of some of us, would you be so kind as to butcher yourself and have it sent to us. I will PM my home address. And I want the ears. Deep fried Beagle ears are succulent in the extreme.

After all that time in the Laboratory in Mill Hill (Yep that's one place where cancer research is carried out on animals ~ used to be one of my security contracts) I am so well smoked they modeled Kipper on me: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kipper-Characters-Ages-3-4-Books/b?ie=UTF8&node=291615

We still don't believe you. Eviscerate yourself. Have yourself filleted and vacuum packed. Have it sent to Surrey. I shall prepare a Beagle Broth from your chewier bits and invite Tel and Wenchy to try it. You know it is for the best.  ;D
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #49 on: March 31, 2008, 01:28:09 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:29:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:27:28 PM
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:

yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire...  noooo:

I burnt the carpet this morning, but me knees are ok thanks. ;)
Hot glue gun. They DO get hot...very.
I've stuffed the chair leg over the burn for now, until I get 'round to fixing it...the carpet like, not the chair.
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #50 on: March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM »
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #51 on: March 31, 2008, 01:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
A welding iron?  ::)

You mean a soldering iron?  whistle:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #52 on: March 31, 2008, 01:31:15 PM »
Hence the flat feet?
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #53 on: March 31, 2008, 01:31:47 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 31, 2008, 01:28:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:29:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:27:28 PM
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:

yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire...  noooo:

I burnt the carpet this morning, but me knees are ok thanks. ;)
Hot glue gun. They DO get hot...very.
I've stuffed the chair leg over the burn for now, until I get 'round to fixing it...the carpet like, not the chair.

Just for a moment there I thought that perhaps you had caught Mrs G kneeling but then I read on.
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #54 on: March 31, 2008, 01:32:28 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 01:31:00 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
A welding iron?  ::)

You mean a soldering iron?  whistle:

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #55 on: March 31, 2008, 01:33:16 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:32:28 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 01:31:00 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!
A welding iron?  ::)

You mean a soldering iron?  whistle:

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Oh, you do make us laugh Wenchy!  cloud9:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #56 on: March 31, 2008, 01:33:50 PM »
IT HURT! WHERE IS THE SYMPATHY!  angry041:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #57 on: March 31, 2008, 01:34:35 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:33:50 PM
IT HURT! WHERE IS THE SYMPATHY!  angry041:
Yes, poor welding iron - you could've broken it...  whistle:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #58 on: March 31, 2008, 01:35:13 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 01:31:47 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 31, 2008, 01:28:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:29:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:27:28 PM
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:

yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire...  noooo:

I burnt the carpet this morning, but me knees are ok thanks. ;)
Hot glue gun. They DO get hot...very.
I've stuffed the chair leg over the burn for now, until I get 'round to fixing it...the carpet like, not the chair.

Just for a moment there I thought that perhaps you had caught Mrs G kneeling but then I read on.

'ave a werd will you? happy001  ::)

Are the fumes off hot glue carsagenic, 'cus I'm coffin?
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #59 on: March 31, 2008, 01:35:21 PM »
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