Disgusterous
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7   Go Down

Author Topic: I'm quiverin' with fear  (Read 6725 times)

0 Members and 10 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Bar Wench

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13786
  • Reputation: 0
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2008, 01:36:07 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 31, 2008, 01:35:13 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 01:31:47 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on March 31, 2008, 01:28:09 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 12:29:07 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:27:28 PM
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:

yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire...  noooo:

I burnt the carpet this morning, but me knees are ok thanks. ;)
Hot glue gun. They DO get hot...very.
I've stuffed the chair leg over the burn for now, until I get 'round to fixing it...the carpet like, not the chair.

Just for a moment there I thought that perhaps you had caught Mrs G kneeling but then I read on.

'ave a werd will you? happy001  ::)

Are the fumes off hot glue carsagenic, 'cus I'm coffin?

I had thought the same  redface:

Open a window, hot glue can be an irritant.
Logged

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36482
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2008, 01:36:14 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109319
  • Reputation: -115
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2008, 01:37:25 PM »
I get spam emails from your sort! evil:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Bar Wench

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13786
  • Reputation: 0
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2008, 01:38:35 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger!  eveilgrin:
Logged

Offline GROWLER

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 17808
  • Reputation: 0
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #64 on: March 31, 2008, 01:39:10 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!




That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

....and can cause 'willy cancer' too....apparently.
Logged

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109319
  • Reputation: -115
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2008, 01:39:57 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:38:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger!  eveilgrin:

Do you keep them in a tank?
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Offline Bar Wench

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13786
  • Reputation: 0
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #66 on: March 31, 2008, 01:40:35 PM »
 eveilgrin:
Logged

Offline The Moan Ranger

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 13952
  • Reputation: 1
  • No surrender
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2008, 01:42:47 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

Agreed  redface:
Logged

Offline GROWLER

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 17808
  • Reputation: 0
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2008, 01:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:39:57 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:38:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger!  eveilgrin:

Do you keep them in a tank?

That odd geezer who's always roaming around in the jungle wearing karki stuff and shorts,was going on about some fishy thing that swims UP your willy when you're having a gush in the swamp....not mine, swamp that is.... apparently, and kills you or summat?
Was on telly on saturday night. Facinating, and must remember that next time I'm in the jungle bursting for a Geoff. ::)
Logged

Offline Grumpmeister

  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 36482
  • Reputation: -24
  • Prankmeister General
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #69 on: March 31, 2008, 01:46:04 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger on March 31, 2008, 01:42:47 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

Agreed  redface:

According to the rest of my team the blood curdling scream that accompanies the act is also an extremely unpleasant way to be woken in the middle of the night.  redface:
Logged
The universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements. Energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest.

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109319
  • Reputation: -115
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #70 on: March 31, 2008, 01:51:28 PM »
What act? Mrs TMR is a screamer? eeek:
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Online Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154217
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #71 on: March 31, 2008, 01:53:08 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on March 31, 2008, 01:43:50 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:39:57 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:38:35 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 01:36:14 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 01:29:47 PM
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger!  eveilgrin:

Do you keep them in a tank?

That odd geezer who's always roaming around in the jungle wearing karki stuff and shorts,was going on about some fishy thing that swims UP your willy when you're having a gush in the swamp....not mine, swamp that is.... apparently, and kills you or summat?
Was on telly on saturday night. Facinating, and must remember that next time I'm in the jungle bursting for a Geoff. ::)
Geoff Hurst?  rubschin:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Nick

  • Needs to get out more...
  • ******
  • Posts: 109319
  • Reputation: -115
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #72 on: March 31, 2008, 01:55:12 PM »
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:

Yes, that one!
Logged
Warning: May contain Skub
Cat sitter extraordinaire
Semi-professional crocodile

Online Barman

  • Administrator
  • Needs to get out more...
  • *****
  • Posts: 154217
  • Reputation: -50
  • Since 1960...
    • Virtual Pub!
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #73 on: March 31, 2008, 01:56:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:55:12 PM
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:

Yes, that one!
She said you were panting?  rubschin:
Logged
Pro Skub  Thumbs:

Offline Snoopy

  • Administrator
  • Power Poster
  • *****
  • Posts: 54191
  • Reputation: 0
  • In the Prime of Senility
Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #74 on: March 31, 2008, 01:57:53 PM »
No ~ she said he was pants!




I do the panting, it's what hounds do.
Logged
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 [5] 6 7   Go Up
« previous next »