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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #60 on: March 31, 2008, 01:36:07 PM »
Bread. Cheese on toast.Is that safe? cry:

yes... but don't toast the bread - you'll start a fire...  noooo:

I burnt the carpet this morning, but me knees are ok thanks. ;)
Hot glue gun. They DO get hot...very.
I've stuffed the chair leg over the burn for now, until I get 'round to fixing it...the carpet like, not the chair.

Just for a moment there I thought that perhaps you had caught Mrs G kneeling but then I read on.

'ave a werd will you? happy001  ::)

Are the fumes off hot glue carsagenic, 'cus I'm coffin?

I had thought the same  redface:

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #61 on: March 31, 2008, 01:36:14 PM »
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #62 on: March 31, 2008, 01:37:25 PM »
I get spam emails from your sort! evil:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #63 on: March 31, 2008, 01:38:35 PM »
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger!  eveilgrin:

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #64 on: March 31, 2008, 01:39:10 PM »
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!




That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

....and can cause 'willy cancer' too....apparently.

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #65 on: March 31, 2008, 01:39:57 PM »
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger!  eveilgrin:

Do you keep them in a tank?
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #66 on: March 31, 2008, 01:40:35 PM »
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #67 on: March 31, 2008, 01:42:47 PM »
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

Agreed  redface:

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #68 on: March 31, 2008, 01:43:50 PM »
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger!  eveilgrin:

Do you keep them in a tank?

That odd geezer who's always roaming around in the jungle wearing karki stuff and shorts,was going on about some fishy thing that swims UP your willy when you're having a gush in the swamp....not mine, swamp that is.... apparently, and kills you or summat?
Was on telly on saturday night. Facinating, and must remember that next time I'm in the jungle bursting for a Geoff. ::)

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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #69 on: March 31, 2008, 01:46:04 PM »
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

Agreed  redface:

According to the rest of my team the blood curdling scream that accompanies the act is also an extremely unpleasant way to be woken in the middle of the night.  redface:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #70 on: March 31, 2008, 01:51:28 PM »
What act? Mrs TMR is a screamer? eeek:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #71 on: March 31, 2008, 01:53:08 PM »
I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

It's like that fish that travels up your piss stream and ejects spikes into your todger!  eveilgrin:

Do you keep them in a tank?

That odd geezer who's always roaming around in the jungle wearing karki stuff and shorts,was going on about some fishy thing that swims UP your willy when you're having a gush in the swamp....not mine, swamp that is.... apparently, and kills you or summat?
Was on telly on saturday night. Facinating, and must remember that next time I'm in the jungle bursting for a Geoff. ::)
Geoff Hurst?  rubschin:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #72 on: March 31, 2008, 01:55:12 PM »
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:

Yes, that one!
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #73 on: March 31, 2008, 01:56:34 PM »
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:

Yes, that one!
She said you were panting?  rubschin:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #74 on: March 31, 2008, 01:57:53 PM »
No ~ she said he was pants!




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