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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #75 on: March 31, 2008, 01:58:33 PM »
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #76 on: March 31, 2008, 02:00:31 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:55:12 PM
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:

Yes, that one!

She mentioned that you had spoken. She seemed somewhat scared.  eeek:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #77 on: March 31, 2008, 02:01:24 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 02:00:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:55:12 PM
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:

Yes, that one!

She mentioned that you had spoken. She seemed somewhat scared.  eeek:
She thought it was one of those calls...  ::)
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #78 on: March 31, 2008, 02:02:57 PM »
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I trod on a welding iron a few years ago. Now that was painful!

I can beat that (this will bring tears to some eyes).

Many moons ago when I was an army cadet we were on a 'weekend exercise' and I needed to answer the call of nature in the middle of the night so found a nice hedge to use......


That story you would hear about someone pi$$ing on a cattle fence? I can confirm it hurts like holy hell.  eeek:

Agreed  redface:

According to the rest of my team the blood curdling scream that accompanies the act is also an extremely unpleasant way to be woken in the middle of the night.  redface:

It was reported that I leapt, involuntarily, backwards about 12 feet and reaching a height of approximately five feet. And the scream. Even the pet hound I was walking at the time quivered in fear.
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #79 on: March 31, 2008, 02:03:33 PM »
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 02:01:24 PM
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 02:00:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:55:12 PM
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:

Yes, that one!

She mentioned that you had spoken. She seemed somewhat scared.  eeek:
She thought it was one of those calls...  ::)

Wasn't it?  ;)
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #80 on: March 31, 2008, 02:04:33 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 02:03:33 PM
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Quote from: Bar Wench on March 31, 2008, 02:00:31 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:55:12 PM
I spoke to LL earlier. Do be careful, or I may repeat here what she told me about your little secret eveilgrin:

Yes, that one!

She mentioned that you had spoken. She seemed somewhat scared.  eeek:
She thought it was one of those calls...  ::)

Wasn't it?  ;)
Wello she was charging £1.50 per minute - discretely billed of course…  whistle:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #81 on: March 31, 2008, 02:17:58 PM »
Meanwhile back on topic
http://news.scotsman.com/health/Scientists-find-ethnic--link.3929795.jp

Whatever you do Nick ... do NOT have Ethnics for tea tonight.
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #82 on: March 31, 2008, 02:21:00 PM »
I reckon most scientists couldn’t find their own navels… I’m sure most of these reports are made up by some random report generating software they all have – just select a few keywords and hey presto – 50,000 words of barely understandable gobbledegook to justify the grant and a single page press release for the Daily Mail with ‘Cancer’ in the title…  noooo:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #83 on: March 31, 2008, 02:21:49 PM »
Quiche.

Is that deadly too? evil:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #84 on: March 31, 2008, 02:23:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 02:21:49 PM
Quiche.

Is that deadly too? evil:

Eggs  noooo:
Bleached flour for the pastry  noooo:
Fat to make the pastry  noooo:

Try some nice organic brown rice.
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #85 on: March 31, 2008, 02:23:41 PM »
Rice!! Makes your eyes go slitty!!
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #86 on: March 31, 2008, 02:24:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 02:23:41 PM
Rice!! Makes your eyes go slitty!!
That's curry... oh 'slitty'... I see...  redface:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #87 on: March 31, 2008, 02:25:00 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 02:23:41 PM
Rice!! Makes your eyes go slitty!!


Somebody ~ OK the weird Sister in Law ~ gave us some wholemeal pasta once  sick2: sick2:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #88 on: March 31, 2008, 02:27:53 PM »
We bought Jasmine rice especially for a recipe the other day – tastes just like Uncle Bens but stickier!  noooo:
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Re: I'm quiverin' with fear
« Reply #89 on: March 31, 2008, 02:29:10 PM »
I confess I've never tasted Uncle Ben's ... mainly because I don't believe he knows where there is a bunnies nest in the woods.
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