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How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« on: March 31, 2008, 10:09:58 AM »
So the phone rings and it's the Californian Breast Feeding Therapist.

"HOw are you with dead animals?"

Me: What sort?(Thinks rhino, hippo)
CBFT: Probably a rat, but there's a crow eating it. It's on my lawn.
Me: Well at least it's being recycled (she is keen on that)
CBFT: But we scared the crow away. Can you come round and remove it?
Me: Yes, but where to?
CBFT: Anywhere.

Off I go!
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 10:11:08 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:09:58 AM
So the phone rings and it's the Californian Breast Feeding Therapist.

"HOw are you with dead animals?"

Me: What sort?(Thinks rhino, hippo)
CBFT: Probably a rat, but there's a crow eating it. It's on my lawn.
Me: Well at least it's being recycled (she is keen on that)
CBFT: But we scared the crow away. Can you come round and remove it?
Me: Yes, but where to?
CBFT: Anywhere.

Off I go!
noooo:

Nick will get rabies from it for sure...
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 10:15:37 AM »
 scared2:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 10:45:30 AM »
The crow had finished it off by the time I got there. Apart from the skull and the tail sick2:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 11:00:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 10:45:30 AM
The crow had finished it off by the time I got there. Apart from the skull and the tail sick2:

Soup , perhaps ?  whistle:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 11:01:19 AM »
Carcinogenic I am told
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 11:02:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:01:19 AM
Carcinogenic I am told

No one has ever said that about my soup before  cussing:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 11:03:52 AM »
They were being kindly to you. Truth will out! noooo:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 11:04:25 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:01:19 AM
Carcinogenic I am told

Rattatouie is perfectly safe to eat so I've been told...  whistle:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 11:05:03 AM »
To "ear"?

Christ. Straight to the brain then!
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 11:06:02 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 11:04:25 AM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:01:19 AM
Carcinogenic I am told

Rattatouie is perfectly safe to ear so I've been told...  whistle:

Well if you are putting it in your 'ear' then no wonder your tummy isn't getting upset  noooo:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 11:07:01 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:03:52 AM
They were being kindly to you. Truth will out! noooo:

Everyone is kindly to me  cloud9: as I am in turn kindly to them  whistle:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 11:07:31 AM »
Try Landlady's cooking. Then you will know about your bowels! eveilgrin:

They are there, you know. Just tucked away waiting for a curry to kick up!
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 11:11:49 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:07:31 AM
Try Landlady's cooking. Then you will know about your bowels! eveilgrin:

They are there, you know. Just tucked away waiting for a curry to kick up!

Yes of course as you know when odering any bar food you also have, included in the very fair bar food tariff price I have to mention, my witty 45 minute anatomical lecture on the workings and interactions of the large and lower bowels  rubschin: Plus you recieve three FREE sheets of soft toilet paper  eyes:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 11:28:34 AM »
Only three sheets? eeek:



On Lacky's curry I managed at least five in 24 hours ~ sorry, too much information I 'spect.
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