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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2008, 11:39:41 AM »
Sheets?

Rolls more like!
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2008, 11:49:10 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:39:41 AM
Sheets?

Rolls more like!

Best put them in the fridge before starting the meal. noooo:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2008, 11:50:24 AM »
QUe?
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2008, 11:59:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:50:24 AM
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2008, 12:00:16 PM »
I have a bidet  cloud9:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2008, 12:00:43 PM »
I defer to your greater experience of the after effects of curried turnips






















Turnips (spawn of the devil) evil:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #21 on: March 31, 2008, 12:01:32 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 12:00:16 PM
I have a bidet  cloud9:

It must get some thrashing spider:.Is there a guarantee?
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #22 on: March 31, 2008, 12:04:02 PM »
Given my fondness for a curry it does get used regularly. The boys think it is funny and won't use it. THW thinks the concept "GROSS" so only Mrs S and I avail ourselves of this civilised device .... separately of course!
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #23 on: March 31, 2008, 12:12:14 PM »
Quote
separately of course!

Anything else would be just too cheeky
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #24 on: March 31, 2008, 12:12:25 PM »
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #25 on: March 31, 2008, 12:12:54 PM »
Landlady has mail eyes:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #26 on: March 31, 2008, 12:13:10 PM »
Save water - bidet with a friend  shocked003 :lalalala shocked003

Bm always says our toilet roll consumption increase ten fold (ha ha) when I return - NOT because of bottom issues  noooo: but because 'most' ladies , in my unofficial poll, are a three/four sheet user minimum for even simple wee wee wipes  whistle:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #27 on: March 31, 2008, 12:14:49 PM »
We are now officially in the "too much information" area.



Again


And for BM, try "Stay Free Pene Pads" to avoid that little map of Ireland on his shorts eveilgrin:
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2008, 12:19:11 PM »
On "Active service" I recall that the rations for RAF chaps was 5 sheets a day ..... for WAAFS it was 7 sheets a day.
We used to wonder if that entitled the gals to 1 sh*t, 1 Pee and a polish  or 1 sh*t and 2 pees.
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Re: How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2008, 12:24:00 PM »
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