How are you with dead animals (not pet poisoning)

[Darwins Selection]

1 sh*t, 1 Pee and a Polish

Going for an Indian I have heard of, but going for a Polish?

[Nick]

The Boy wanted to go over the road to feed our resident ducks last night. They return each year and get on with breeding.

We wandered over with some crusts and met the local bold fox coming the other way with Mrs Duck hanging limply out of his jaws

Talk about traumatic

[Bar Wench]

Save water - bidet with a friend  

Bm always says our toilet roll consumption increase ten fold (ha ha) when I return - NOT because of bottom issues   but because 'most' ladies , in my unofficial poll, are a three/four sheet user minimum for even simple wee wee wipes  

It is true! 

What is considered a normal amount to use then?

[Nick]

Oh Wenchy

What have you started?

I imagine there is an academic study somewhere on the interweb

Meantime

http://www.kcprofessional.com/us/tools/productusecalc.asp

[Snoopy]

To answer the question what is reasonable for a girl to use in the way of toilet "tissue" ~ To judge by both of my daughters they must wrap it from finger tip to elbow and back several times. Toilet paper usage increases dramatically when eldest daughter is here. It dropped significantly when youngest daughter was in France for a week.

[Bar Wench]

 

[Barman]

[Nick]

And after a curry?

[grumpyoldsoldier]

So the phone rings and it's the Californian Breast Feeding Therapist.

"HOw are you with dead animals?"

Me: What sort?(Thinks rhino, hippo)
CBFT: Probably a rat, but there's a crow eating it. It's on my lawn.
Me: Well at least it's being recycled (she is keen on that)
CBFT: But we scared the crow away. Can you come round and remove it?
Me: Yes, but where to?
CBFT: Anywhere.

Off I go!

Be careful, be very careful.. Rats are very cunning, hence the phrase 'as cunning as a rat" They sometimes pretend to be dead even getting a crow or  other bird involved in the deception. When you approach the rat and get within striking distance it will immediately go for your throat. The resultant infection from the bite will turn you into one of the walking dead, fat Kev told me that, and he should know, he works for the council.

[Darwins Selection]

So the phone rings and it's the Californian Breast Feeding Therapist.

"HOw are you with dead animals?"

Me: What sort?(Thinks rhino, hippo)
CBFT: Probably a rat, but there's a crow eating it. It's on my lawn.
Me: Well at least it's being recycled (she is keen on that)
CBFT: But we scared the crow away. Can you come round and remove it?
Me: Yes, but where to?
CBFT: Anywhere.

Off I go!

Be careful, be very careful.. Rats are very cunning, hence the phrase 'as cunning as a rat" They sometimes pretend to be dead even getting a crow or  other bird involved in the deception. When you approach the rat and get within striking distance it will immediately go for your throat. The resultant infection from the bite will turn you into one of the walking dead, fat Kev told me that, and he should know, he works for the council.

Have they been putting LSD instead of bromide in the NAAFI tea?

[Bar Wench]

And after a curry?

I have dodgy bowels due to the medication day I take. In the Wench bathroom everyday is curry day. 




















That is more than you needed to know isn't it. 

[Snoopy]

Yes ~ but since we have the same problem for the same reasons 

[Bar Wench]

Yes ~ but since we have the same problem for the same reasons 

 

[Snoopy]

I know just how you feel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2iv_E-Fn9E

[grumpyoldsoldier]

So the phone rings and it's the Californian Breast Feeding Therapist.

"HOw are you with dead animals?"

Me: What sort?(Thinks rhino, hippo)
CBFT: Probably a rat, but there's a crow eating it. It's on my lawn.
Me: Well at least it's being recycled (she is keen on that)
CBFT: But we scared the crow away. Can you come round and remove it?
Me: Yes, but where to?
CBFT: Anywhere.

Off I go!

Be careful, be very careful.. Rats are very cunning, hence the phrase 'as cunning as a rat" They sometimes pretend to be dead even getting a crow or  other bird involved in the deception. When you approach the rat and get within striking distance it will immediately go for your throat. The resultant infection from the bite will turn you into one of the walking dead, fat Kev told me that, and he should know, he works for the council.

Have they been putting LSD instead of bromide in the NAAFI tea?

It wasn't me DS, it was Fat Kev from the council that I quoted, he works on the bins so he is a bit of an expert on all things or so he tells me