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The Boy behaviour thread
« on: March 31, 2008, 11:09:20 AM »
Monday: Saintly. Hoovered and mopped and tidied own room and brushed teeth (PROPERLY) without reminder. Tick tock
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 11:58:18 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 11:09:20 AM
Monday: Saintly. Hoovered and mopped and tidied own room and brushed teeth (PROPERLY) without reminder. Tick tock
Sounds like the peaceful scene as the sea retreats from the beach just before the Tsunami arrives. .  .
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 11:59:32 AM »
He is safewly with the Californian Breast Feeding Therapist presently.Sans rat.Whilst I tidy my office angel1
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 12:18:26 PM »
He is buildiong a supermagnet...  whistle:
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 12:19:44 PM »
I am working on a dodgy speaker connection with MrsNick's nail varnish remover.


What can possibly go wrong?
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 12:20:52 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 12:19:44 PM
I am working on a dodgy speaker connection with MrsNick's nail varnish remover.


What can possibly go wrong?
The end of civilisation as we know it?  scared2:
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 12:22:07 PM »
'Spect you are performing this daring feat on the uncovered surface of the new, if scratched, dining table.  whistle:
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 12:22:15 PM »
No more curtain burning, I promise.

My goodness, I saw that Growler. What a muddy chap!
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 12:35:09 PM »
Perhaps the tide's out at Runcorn.  ;)
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 12:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 31, 2008, 12:35:09 PM
Perhaps the tide's out at Runcorn.  ;)
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 01:03:19 PM »
Quote from: Uncle Mort on March 31, 2008, 12:35:09 PM
Perhaps the tide's out at Runcorn.  ;)

Time for a new keyboard me thinks  happy001
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2008, 09:22:48 AM »
Nick, just remember whatever happens it could easil be much worse:

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A nine-year old boy has been returned to his home in Indonesia after a five-day spending spree that cost his parents $10,000 (£5,043).

Ahmad Legal Civiandi, known as Vian, disappeared from his home last Friday and spent the cash on toys and gadgets.

He later asked a rickshaw driver to book him into a hotel and it was the driver who told police where he was.

Vian's father said most of the family's savings had gone, but added: "I'm just glad to have him home".

He said the boy was initially too scared to get out of the taxi that brought him home.

His father simply hugged him and said he was "relieved that nothing had happened to him".
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2008, 11:41:19 AM »
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2008, 01:19:53 PM »
First day back at school.

The Boy sent home for fighting noooo:
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Re: The Boy behaviour thread
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2008, 07:50:06 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 07, 2008, 01:19:53 PM
First day back at school.

The Boy sent home for fighting noooo:
And...?
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