Long Hair

[Nick]

And pray, what was the explanation?

[Snoopy]

And pray, what was the explanation?

I told her that they must have fallen out of our laundry basket that I had picked up from the local washarama and that the dozy bint that ran it often got peoples stuff mixed up.

I don't think she believed me but if you lie big enough, often enough etc.


But if people will go snooping around under the seats of my car they have only themselves to blame for what they find!

[Nick]

That's what you told her . What was the explanation?

[Bar Wench]

For shame Snoopy! FOR SHAME!

[Snoopy]

That's what you told her . What was the explanation?

I'd been having it off with with the barmaid at the pub next door to the launderette.



Well ~ who wants to spend two hours watching clothes go round and round?

[Bar Wench]

 

[Nick]

No barmaid is safe with SNoopy

[Darwins Selection]

I will not watch you sit there with it dangling into your plate!

 

[Nick]

That thought had crossed my mind too!

[Snoopy]

I will not watch you sit there with it dangling into your plate!

 

Her bloody hair you dolts!

[Barman]

My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.

What, your black eye and broken nose? 

[Snoopy]

My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.

What, your black eye and broken nose? 

No ~ the knickers were black tho'

[Darwins Selection]

My ex wife once found a pair of knickers in my car ~ they were not hers ~ that took some explaining I can tell you.

What, your black eye and broken nose? 

No ~ the knickers were black tho'

And lace?

[Snoopy]

There was a delicate frill as I recall.

[Bar Wench]