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Norman calls
« on: March 31, 2008, 01:59:45 PM »
Your car is ready sir, after its service, when you wish to collect it.

There are a few extras.



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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2008, 02:00:31 PM »
Extras?
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2008, 02:02:32 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:59:45 PM
Your car is ready sir, after its service, when you wish to collect it.

There are a few extras.



Oh shit scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:


Prolly silly little things like new wipers, oil change, new oil filter, brake pads, four new tyres ... minor things like that.
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2008, 02:03:12 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 02:02:32 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 01:59:45 PM
Your car is ready sir, after its service, when you wish to collect it.

There are a few extras.



Oh shit scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2: scared2:


Prolly silly little things like new wipers, oil change, new oil filter, brake pads, four new tyres ... minor things like that.
new front wing, new rear wing, bumper, windscreen, etc.  whistle:
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2008, 02:04:22 PM »
This is Captain Calamity we are talking about here Snoop, more likeky a reinforced roll cage, lexan windscreen, armour platng and run flat tires  whistle:
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2008, 02:05:14 PM »
Exhaust, indicator bulbs, back axle, drive shaft .... they can always find something to add £100 to your bill no matter what the car went in for.
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2008, 02:05:56 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 02:04:22 PM
This is Captain Calamity we are talking about here Snoop, more likeky a reinforced roll cage, lexan windscreen, armour platng and run flat tires  whistle:

Nah ~ I've seen his car. Only lacks a man with a red flag. ::)
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2008, 02:09:33 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 02:05:14 PM
Exhaust, indicator bulbs, back axle, drive shaft .... they can always find something to add £100 to your bill no matter what the car went in for.
It is the oil that gets me!  Banghead
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2008, 02:12:31 PM »
'cactly.
My car is a fully serviced deal, fixed monthly rate and they do everything and I get a new one every three years. Mrs S however has her own Corsa and that costs £100 every time it goes into the service bay. Never more, never less. I think it must be the only number the mechanic can write on the bill.
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2008, 02:13:15 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on March 31, 2008, 02:05:56 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 31, 2008, 02:04:22 PM
This is Captain Calamity we are talking about here Snoop, more likeky a reinforced roll cage, lexan windscreen, armour platng and run flat tires  whistle:

Nah ~ I've seen his car. Only lacks a man with a red flag. ::)

That isnt surprising Snoop, would you want to stand in front of Nick when he's at the wheel?  scared2:
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2008, 02:14:07 PM »
No ... I stood behind the closed gate to wave goodbye.
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #11 on: March 31, 2008, 02:20:55 PM »
It was that pothole what did the damage.

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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #12 on: March 31, 2008, 02:21:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 02:20:55 PM
It was that pothole what did the damage.

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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2008, 02:22:37 PM »
That was Mrs Nick's car.

Mine was the pothole. Those alloy wheels cost a packet!

Ask Growler.
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #14 on: March 31, 2008, 02:23:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 02:22:37 PM
That was Mrs Nick's car.

Mine was the pothole. Those alloy wheels cost a packet!

Ask Growler.
Can't Growler 'acquire' some for you?  whistle:
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