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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #30 on: April 01, 2008, 10:46:15 AM »
Why didn't you wake him up earlier?!?
Hadn't got the cheerios.

They are donut seeds you know.

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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #31 on: April 01, 2008, 10:48:29 AM »
Ahem!
I thought you said you are not blonde?
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #32 on: April 01, 2008, 10:49:05 AM »
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #33 on: April 01, 2008, 10:52:20 AM »
It needs three new tyres.Fortunatley Norman's brother runs a tyre business ( rubschin:). I am booked in for 10, but The Boy hasn't woken up yet! evil:

Correction: he has woken up and accidentally tipped the contents of an entire box of Cheerios onto the kitchen floor! evil:
If you need three why are you having ten?  rubschin:

It only needed two in the end.£110  Banghead Banghead
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #36 on: April 01, 2008, 11:02:37 AM »
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #37 on: April 01, 2008, 11:08:43 AM »
Why didn't you wake him up earlier?!?
Hadn't got the cheerios.
They are donut seeds you know.
Do they prefer shade and acid soil?
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #38 on: April 01, 2008, 11:09:10 AM »
It needs three new tyres.Fortunatley Norman's brother runs a tyre business ( rubschin:). I am booked in for 10, but The Boy hasn't woken up yet! evil:

Correction: he has woken up and accidentally tipped the contents of an entire box of Cheerios onto the kitchen floor! evil:
If you need three why are you having ten?  rubschin:

And you wonder why your torture never ends  ::)
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #39 on: April 01, 2008, 11:21:32 AM »
It needs three new tyres.Fortunatley Norman's brother runs a tyre business ( rubschin:). I am booked in for 10, but The Boy hasn't woken up yet! evil:

Correction: he has woken up and accidentally tipped the contents of an entire box of Cheerios onto the kitchen floor! evil:
If you need three why are you having ten?  rubschin:

It only needed two in the end.£110  Banghead Banghead

Sounds pricey. What size are they?  I got two 225/55V16s for £80, balanced, fitted and with the tracking done  whistle:

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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #40 on: April 01, 2008, 11:22:56 AM »
Bastardo!
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #41 on: April 01, 2008, 11:31:07 AM »
Bastardo!
Bastardo eh? That new Italian make…  noooo:

Should’ve stuck to Dunlop or something simple…  whistle:
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #42 on: April 01, 2008, 11:31:54 AM »
 Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead cussing:
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Re: Norman calls
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2008, 11:33:06 AM »
Only women ever call me that, and only when I am in trouble.

Why do they do that, eh?
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