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Offline The Moan Ranger

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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2008, 11:38:02 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2008, 11:33:06 AM
Only women ever call me that, and only when I am in trouble.

Why do they do that, eh?

Your lucky, when I get in trouble I am called far, far worse  surrender:
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #46 on: April 01, 2008, 11:48:31 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2008, 11:33:06 AM
Only women ever call me that, and only when I am in trouble.

Why do they do that, eh?

Funny that.... my mother and first wife only ever used my real name when I was in the sh*t.
Current wife never calls me anything else. Odd confused:
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #47 on: April 01, 2008, 11:50:48 AM »
Presumably you are always in the shit nowadays then eveilgrin:
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #48 on: April 01, 2008, 11:52:23 AM »
Quote from: Barman on March 31, 2008, 02:23:25 PM
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 02:22:37 PM
That was Mrs Nick's car.

Mine was the pothole. Those alloy wheels cost a packet!

Ask Growler.
Can't Growler 'acquire' some for you?  whistle:

I'll need 4 bricks to do that. ;)
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #49 on: April 01, 2008, 11:52:59 AM »
Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of CUlture year you know!
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #50 on: April 01, 2008, 11:57:29 AM »
Quote from: Nick on March 31, 2008, 02:24:26 PM
I imagine Growler knows Norman Hand!


Never 'eard of him. Who is he?
Not some gonk that was 'recommended' by one of you pissed up mates down the pub....and 'take cash only mind'...is it?
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Wish you'd ask me before plundering ahead with these grease monkeys that no one's ever heard of.
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #51 on: April 01, 2008, 11:58:58 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2008, 11:50:48 AM
Presumably you are always in the shit nowadays then eveilgrin:

 rubschin: Hadn't thought of that ..... thanks pal!
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #52 on: April 01, 2008, 11:59:51 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2008, 11:52:59 AM
Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of CUlture year you know!

What's one of them? confused:
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #53 on: April 01, 2008, 12:00:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2008, 11:52:59 AM
Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of Ordure year you know!

Corrected, for you.  whistle:
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #54 on: April 01, 2008, 12:15:43 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 01, 2008, 11:59:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2008, 11:52:59 AM
Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of CUlture year you know!

What's one of them? confused:

Word of the week

http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=dolt
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Re: Norman calls
« Reply #55 on: April 01, 2008, 01:42:28 PM »
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2008, 12:15:43 PM
Quote from: GROWLER on April 01, 2008, 11:59:51 AM
Quote from: Nick on April 01, 2008, 11:52:59 AM
Encyclopaedias you dolt.This is the Capital of CUlture year you know!

What's one of them? confused:

Word of the week

http://wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn?s=dolt

Interesting, but prefer most of these others tbqu:

stupid, stupid person, stupe, dullard, dolt, pudding head, pudden-head, poor fish, pillock, dick 'ed, knob 'ed, tosser, eejit, plank, vacumn 'ed (a person who is not very bright)

Anyway you dork. WHO TF IS NORMAN, for the second time of asking? ::)
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