Work: a pact

[Nick]

Right we mostly work, but clearly have unfettered access to the interweb.

Presently I have to:

Write a report (deadline - er, when I say so)
Write 4 more reports of 2000 words each (deadline May 29)
Make 16 long phone calls (2 tomorrow, 7 Friday, 7 Monday)
Do a lot of tedious filing
Call a partner company
Prepare some material for my next trip to Hereford
Chase my website designer
Get on with my blog (elsewhere)
Compose an online survey (today, but won't take long)
Make another long call about a project in Bristol

I assume others have "things to do".

How can we help each other achieve these exciting goals (and thus make money)?

Temporary banning might be one option. WOrking agreements may be another.

HELP

[Barman]

Total time logged in: 6 days, 21 hours and 6 minutes.

Don't talk to me about work... 

[Bar Wench]

I have nothing to do until after the 28th of this month! Anything I can help with?

Blog?

[Nick]

You are at work with nothing to do and getting paid?

And no, you can't write my blog.

[Darwins Selection]

. . you can't write my blog.

Go on, let her.

Nobody will know.

[Barman]

. . you can't write my blog.

Go on, let her.

Nobody will know.

We could write it collectively ? we?d all add a word like they do on ?Sorry, I haven?t a Clue?? 

[Nick]

 

[Bar Wench]

You are at work with nothing to do and getting paid?

And no, you can't write my blog.

Awww go on, go on, go on, go on.

At least let us have a look.

[Darwins Selection]

We could write it collectively ? we?d all add a word like they do on ?Sorry, I haven?t a Clue?? 

I like the sound of that.

Let me begin:

Today

[Nick]

No! Anyway, and ironically, it is "work" related.

[Bar Wench]

We could write it collectively ? we?d all add a word like they do on ?Sorry, I haven?t a Clue?? 

I like the sound of that.

Let me begin:

Today

I did no work.

[Barman]

We could write it collectively ? we?d all add a word like they do on ?Sorry, I haven?t a Clue?? 

I like the sound of that.

Let me begin:

Today

I did no work.

One word! 

[Bar Wench]

We could write it collectively ? we?d all add a word like they do on ?Sorry, I haven?t a Clue?? 

I like the sound of that.

Let me begin:

Today

I did no work.

One word! 

I'm female. It is a well known fact I need four to your one. Science says so. So there!

[Darwins Selection]

We could write it collectively ? we?d all add a word like they do on ?Sorry, I haven?t a Clue?? 

I like the sound of that.

Let me begin:

Today

I did no work.

 

You each add one word to the sentence.

Try again:

Today I

[Barman]

We could write it collectively ? we?d all add a word like they do on ?Sorry, I haven?t a Clue?? 

I like the sound of that.

Let me begin:

Today

I did no work.

 

You each add one word to the sentence.

Try again:

Today I

Today I did