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Offline Barman

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2008, 05:07:39 PM »
'til they don't taste raw...  ::)
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2008, 05:08:45 PM »
Wish we were 'avin' turnips, and then darwin could help. ::)
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2008, 05:11:43 PM »
What's wrong with processed peas in a can ey?  ::)

I'm gonna bloody murder her, leaving me all these instructions without instruction if you get me drift, when she gets home.
Bloody welsh floppy veggie crap. They'd look better in a flamin' plant pot ffs! cussing:
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2008, 05:12:37 PM »
Chuck em in the bin, get a kebab in - job done, stop whinging...  ;)
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2008, 05:16:30 PM »
Quote from: Barman on April 01, 2008, 05:12:37 PM
Chuck em in the bin, get a kebab in - job done, stop whinging...  ;)

It's mini Moose that's whinging. I'm just the messenger.

I'VE got to do the washing up after now she tells me!  happy001

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2008, 05:53:45 PM »
You boil them until they are just soft but still have a "bite" to them. Any longer and you'll have a green, stringy mush fit only for pigs swill. Time this takes depends on how big they are. Treat 'em like cabbage.
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2008, 06:01:10 PM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 01, 2008, 05:53:45 PM
Treat 'em like cabbage.

I DON'T do cabbage. Satans chosen vegetable. eveilgrin:

All sorted and eaten now anyway. Thanks for your help.
Mini moose will know how next time.

Dish washing sorted too! Left loads of stuff with her tea in it rather than putting it on a plate in the oven...mainly pans. The rest i've just lobbed in the dishwasher! Sorted. happy088

Got to go 'hunting' for sweets now though. ::)
Bloody wimmen. Banghead
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2008, 06:04:22 PM »
Quote from: GROWLER on April 01, 2008, 05:08:45 PM
Wish we were 'avin' turnips, and then darwin could help. ::)
Indeed.

That'll teach you to eat Taffy veg  noooo:
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2008, 06:56:25 PM »
I've got a leek in the bathroom - how do I sort it :-/
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #24 on: April 01, 2008, 07:09:48 PM »
I despair of Mr Growler. He is now afraid of vegetables!
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #25 on: April 01, 2008, 07:15:32 PM »
Nick, I will not hear of it! You may not be entirely human, but you are far from being a vegetable...
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #26 on: April 01, 2008, 07:18:45 PM »
The trouble with most receipes is that they often assume you know how to do the basic preparation. Not necessarily true.
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #27 on: April 01, 2008, 07:34:19 PM »
Chop it up and steam it you tit!
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #28 on: April 01, 2008, 07:35:58 PM »
Charming  eeek:
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #29 on: April 01, 2008, 07:37:51 PM »
Christ the man is frightened by a leek! Maybehis dad wasWelsh or summat noooo:
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