Cookin' 'elp required NOW!

[Nick]

Well that is idiotic!!

[GROWLER]

Well that is idiotic!!

Woman?

[Nick]

Well obviously.

[Bar Wench]

But will she make the same mistake again??

Without doubt 

I am not permitted to speak my mind on this or any other matters pertaining to the MiL therefore I will not go there.
It looks as if Minimus will be keeping me company on the next visit as it is the only way I can be certain of his safety.

I have to say if MILFH or even my own Mum pulled tricks like that on my child there is no way in hell they would either consume food made by them or be allowed to be alone with them at any time. 

[Snoopy]

Just one more reason for moving here and living 200 miles from the nearest of my wife's family.

[Bar Wench]

Just one more reason for moving here and living 200 miles from the nearest of my wife's family.

And yet I am moving closer to mine. 





Growler, fry up some mince and onions stick a jar of dolmio in and cook some spaghetti. Easy.

[Nick]

And yet I am moving closer to mine

When? Why? WHere?

[Bar Wench]

Wales, cheap housing, better quality of life, as soon as Mr Wench gets a job.

[GROWLER]

Just one more reason for moving here and living 200 miles from the nearest of my wife's family.

And yet I am moving closer to mine. 





Growler, fry up some mince and onions stick a jar of dolmio in and cook some spaghetti. Easy.

I've had problems with spaghetti in the past tbh.
Be nice with oven chips though. I do do oven chips quite successfully.
 
Mrs G will no doubt leave me instructions as to what is on tonights menu anyway, so mini moose can sort that again.

Mrs G thought I cooked the tea last night. She was impressed. I told her it was a joint effort between me and MM.
Mini moose was sworn to secrecy, but no doubt she'll spill the beans sometime in the near future when it suits her.

[Bar Wench]

Then stick some jacket potatoes in the microwave or some pasta shapes.

MM will either spill the beans or require more bribery!

[GROWLER]

Then stick some jacket potatoes in the microwave or some pasta shapes.

MM will either spill the beans or require more bribery!

Mrs G won't have a microwave in the house. Claims they are dangerous radiating dodgy waves around the place.
Those pasta shapes are ok. Even i can cook them, and much easier to handle than that spaghetti stuff. Satans string that is.

[Bar Wench]

There you go then. Dolmio shapes it is. Stick some garlic bread in the oven too and you are sorted.

[Nick]

Wales, cheap housing, better quality of life, as soon as Mr Wench gets a job.

Also: Welsh people, leeks, larva bread, chapels, MILFH, sheep, grit, etc.

[Snoopy]

Wales, cheap housing, better quality of life, as soon as Mr Wench gets a job.

Housing is certainly cheaper and in North Wales (despite the Mad Mullah AKA The Chief Constable) crime does not so much wave as nod a greeting. South Wales has different problems to the North but if you pick you spot (Pembrokeshire, Cardigan Bay etc) it is worth living there just to get up and look out of the window in the morning. That's how I feel about  this place. I can put up with the natives, their nationalism, their stupid language and their slowness just to be able to enjoy the views, the cleaner air and the general feeling that I am living "on holiday". AND of course I could not afford a large house back in Hampshire where I couldn't buy a shed for what I paid for this place.

For about 8 to 10 weeks of the year we get invaded by shaven headed Scallys in shell suits, their ugly wimmin and even uglier children but we take their money and the rest of the year it is all ours. Further south I understand the annual invasion is mainly Brummy based (though one or two creep in from the Leicester area but they're not so bad ~ Eh TG?)

Wales really is two different countries. The North/South split is even more noticable here than in England.

[Bar Wench]

Wales, cheap housing, better quality of life, as soon as Mr Wench gets a job.

Housing is certainly cheaper and in North Wales (despite the Mad Mullah AKA The Chief Constable) crime does not so much wave as nod a greeting. South Wales has different problems to the North but if you pick you spot (Pembrokeshire, Cardigan Bay etc) it is worth living there just to get up and look out of the window in the morning. That's how I feel about  this place. I can put up with the natives, their nationalism, their stupid language and their slowness just to be able to enjoy the views, the cleaner air and the general feeling that I am living "on holiday". AND of course I could not afford a large house back in Hampshire where I couldn't buy a shed for what I paid for this place.

For about 8 to 10 weeks of the year we get invaded by shaven headed Scallys in shell suits, their ugly wimmin and even uglier children but we take their money and the rest of the year it is all ours. Further south I understand the annual invasion is mainly Brummy based (though one or two creep in from the Leicester area but they're not so bad ~ Eh TG?)

Wales really is two different countries. The North/South split is even more noticable here than in England.

Basically it is going to be near to Cardiff. I need to work and I think I stand a better chance of getting a job there. Plus close access to an airport is a must for me, what with a parent who isn't getting any younger still being in foreign parts. Also, Mr Wench would like to go to more football, which seems fair so Cardiffish it is. It's near the sea which will please me, has "good" train links into London. It seems to be the sensible thing to do really.