Cookin' 'elp required NOW!

[Snoopy]

I wonder how the food will affect the outcome of the Olympics

If the bad air quality doesn't kill someone then the noodles will.

[Darwins Selection]

I spent much of the night talking to God on the big white telephone in the bathroom.

As did I. Fucking chinese. 

Sounds as if the 'Yellow Peril' is getting up to speed again all over the country.

If it wasn't you and Snoopy I might think they were trying to knock out our athletes. 

[Bar Wench]

Instead they are trying to knock out the intelligensia.

[Snoopy]

 

Bless you! Nice try BW but somehow I don't see "them" buying that idea.

[Darwins Selection]

Instead they are trying to knock out the intelligensia.

A double miss then. 

[Bar Wench]

Bless you! Nice try BW but somehow I don't see "them" buying that idea.

It was worth a go. 

[Nick]

Another classic thread 

[Barman]

Shouldn't it be in the Classic Threads thread then...? 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Shouldn't it be in the Classic Threads thread then...? 

Where is the Classic Threads thread?

[Just One More]

Here you go Miss C

[GROWLER]

Oooooo, thanks. I feel all warm and cosy inside now...not cus I've pissed meself, but cus one of me threads has now got 'classic status..

Tar.
Do I gerra prize like?

Can't believe I didn't know how to cook a ruddy leek.
Worra plant pot.

[Nick]

Have a Golden Coconut 

[Barman]

Have a Golden Coconut 

Where is my Golden Coconut? 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Have a Golden Coconut 

Where is my Golden Coconut? 

If you had one would you pan fry it?