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Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« on: April 01, 2008, 04:37:46 PM »
How do you cook a Leek please?

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 04:38:32 PM »
How do you cook a Leek please?
No idea... check the Intermong?

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« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 04:44:22 PM »
How do you cook a Leek please?
No idea... check the Intermong?

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No good. Can only find posh methods only involving baking roastina nd sauntering or summat, with oils garlics and lobsters.

Do you simply chop it up and stuff it in hot water for half an hour or summat?

Which end do you chop up or off and leave?

Wish I had a can of processed peas. Can cope with them

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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 04:45:17 PM »
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 04:52:44 PM »
Cut off dark green bits and hairy roots at the other end ~ wash the remainder thoughly as they can have some soil between the tighly packed leaves.

Melt a little butter in a pan, slice leeks thinly in rounds and toss them in the butter until they are bright green, serve with cheese sauce or just melt cheese over them under the grill.

Alternatively. Prepare as before then slice them in half lengthways. Place into boiling water and cook for ten minutes. Serve with sauce as before.

Or if you want to get really cheffy prepare as before then thinly slice them lengthways into long strips about 2mm wide. pick up a large handful and form into a sort of birds nest shape, Drop into very hot deep fat and fry until crisp and brown. Take out of fat and you should have what looks like a tangle of thin brown grass (as in a birds nest) Serve as an accompaniment to steak, chicken breast or anything that takes your fancy.
« Last Edit: April 01, 2008, 04:59:19 PM by Snoopy »
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 04:53:22 PM »
Ere...

Too complicated. However, apparently and I quote..."Raw leeks may be sliced thin and added to salads.

Having some chickeny type stewy stuff that she put in the oven before leaving me sort out the complicated stuff whilst she's out working playing, so that'll count as being a bit like salady type stuff then won't it?

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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2008, 04:54:44 PM »
What Snoopy said...

Alternatively, chuck in bin and get a take-away...  whistle:
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2008, 04:57:02 PM »
If the leeks are fresh "baby" leeks then yes.
Older, bigger, darker leeks would be a bit strong for that.
If they are the older variety prep them as described above, then chop them into rounds and sling 'em into the stew about 15 to 20 mins before you want to eat it. They will taste like mild onions which may be a bit much if the stew already has onions in it.
See Toilet Paper thread and learn it before 12 hours have passed since you ate the stew and leeks.
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2008, 04:58:56 PM »
Is there ANYTHING yuou don't know about Snoops? eeek:


Wonder if the kids'll tell her if I go the chippy? rubschin:

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« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2008, 05:01:32 PM »
Is there ANYTHING yuou don't know about Snoops? eeek:


Wonder if the kids'll tell her if I go the chippy? rubschin:
Bloody cod 'n chips twice is nearly ten quid now in Windsor!  cussing:

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2008, 05:02:19 PM »
Panic sort of over. I've bribed Mini Moose with some sweets if she does it and the spuds
Keeps asking me flamin' questions though? ::)

How long do you boil them for now,...the leeks that is, not the spuds?
P'raps we could do them together to save on the washing up p'raps? rubschin:

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2008, 05:03:52 PM »
Is there ANYTHING yuou don't know about Snoops? eeek:


Wonder if the kids'll tell her if I go the chippy? rubschin:

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« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2008, 05:04:40 PM »
Mini Moose sez a sexist pig for telling her to do it! eeek:

"Men hunt, wimmin cook OK?".... didn't go down to well. scared:

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« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2008, 05:05:48 PM »
HOW LONG DO YOU BOIL THEM FOR...........PLEASE!!?

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« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2008, 05:06:58 PM »
If the leeks are fresh "baby" leeks then yes.
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They're about 12" long and they're not screaming so does that make them 'adult Leeks' ?