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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #90 on: April 02, 2008, 06:34:56 PM »
I'm going to be in very very deep shit when Mrs G gets home., very.

I felt ropey so went for a little lie down, whilst young G jnr decided to make the tea.

15 minutes later I heard tremendous crashing banging and shouting.
Went down and he's only stuffed everything in one big pan, including the uncooked spaghetti, and warmed it up until it burnt.
She's going to absolutely bloody steaming livid. Always here her going on about this beautiful expensive pan that she's so proud of.
For once, I am actually shittin' meself, and that doesn't happen very often over marital matters...if ever, until now

Tried to scrape the remnants out of Mrs G's best (apparently according to mini moose) but now burnt pan with a knife. I've only gone and wrecked all the non stick stuff in it, and there's burnt food and bits of raw spaghetti all over the kitchen.

Not a good evening at Growler Towers. noooo:
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #91 on: April 02, 2008, 06:36:32 PM »
How much time did you spend around Nick today, sounds like he's rubbing off on you  whistle:
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #92 on: April 02, 2008, 06:39:18 PM »
How much time did you spend around Nick today, sounds like he's rubbing off on you  whistle:

He IS injured, I saw the big bog seat cut over his eye.
I'm presently going to be hospitalised I fear.

I'd try to cover up the silver scratches in the pan, only it's so badly encrusted with burnt bolanese that' it's hardly worth the trouble tbh.
P'raps I'll offer to buy her a new one. happy088

Hope this one didn't have any sentimental value attached, cus it IS fooked. noooo:
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #93 on: April 02, 2008, 06:40:51 PM »
How much time did you spend around Nick today, sounds like he's rubbing off on you  whistle:

He IS injured, I saw the big bog seat cut over his eye.
I'm presently going to be hospitalised I fear.
Just put the chip pan on and torch the kitchen, same as you would with a nicked motor. whistle:   ;)
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #94 on: April 02, 2008, 06:45:13 PM »
How much time did you spend around Nick today, sounds like he's rubbing off on you  whistle:

He IS injured, I saw the big bog seat cut over his eye.
I'm presently going to be hospitalised I fear.
Just put the chip pan on and torch the kitchen, same as you would with a nicked motor. whistle:   ;)

Looks like a bomb has hit it anyway tbh. Pan currently covered with various other kitcheny disaster stuff to delay her seeing it.

This is not good, really, and I've got some very serious footie to watch too. It may be interupted I fear.

To make matters worse, HER tea is in the bin too. Not goin' the chippy again. Kick off in just 10 minutes, and she's not home yet.noooo:
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #95 on: April 02, 2008, 06:51:15 PM »
Just a thought but is there anyone nearby who delivers?  rubschin:
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #96 on: April 02, 2008, 06:51:42 PM »
Even I know that you cook the spaghetti first.
What was he thinking putting it with the meat raw?
Thought they taught kids thease basic things in cookery lessons ffs!

Growler jnr is VERY upset, cus he thinks their's going to be a big row, and all mini moose can do is gloat, which is causing them to fight.

Hat ,coat, door, car, woods, one eyed dog, and shed beckons.

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #97 on: April 02, 2008, 06:54:02 PM »
Just a thought but is there anyone nearby who delivers?  rubschin:

New pan delivery service? I wish!

She's going to kick off about the wasted expensive best lean mince and associated bits too.

Solicitor anyone?

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #98 on: April 02, 2008, 06:55:49 PM »
Using your own inimical style you could always point out to mini moose 'that if she had gotten up off her arse and helped Growler jnr then the disaster could have been avoided' (Apologies for the bad Growler impression there)  redface:. Nothing stops gloating faster than being told you could have done something to stop the event.
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #99 on: April 02, 2008, 06:56:09 PM »
Footie. TTFN or ever even.


SHIT!!!! cShe's back!

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #100 on: April 02, 2008, 06:58:05 PM »
I feel that I should point out that if she comes home to fucked pan, fucked kitchen and you in front of the football it is going to be much worse for you than if it was only fucked pan and fucked kitchen. Get yourself online and find a replacement and issue her with the email confirmation. It is your only hope!

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #102 on: April 02, 2008, 07:13:30 PM »
Oh dear.

We got very muddy there and much fun.

Yes I have a bog seat scar over my left eye. That's DIY for you!

I recommend it for all parties (if you like mud)
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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #103 on: April 02, 2008, 09:53:19 PM »
Christ on a bike. I'm still alive!

She took it very well considering the mess, and was very calm about it.
 I'm highly suspicious tbh. You know, when something just doesn't feel right?
She should have kicked off. Summat is very fishy.  rubschin:


I've told her that I'M going to sort the next meal out whilst sh'e out working playing.
Mixed grill, my speciality. Chops, back bacon, sausages, sliced mushrooms,white pudding, fresh tomato, beans and chips.  cloud9:

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Re: Cookin' 'elp required NOW!
« Reply #104 on: April 02, 2008, 10:29:46 PM »
She should have kicked off. Summat is very fishy.  rubschin:
Check her car for dents, scrapes or knackered tyres.
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