Cookin' 'elp required NOW!

[Landlady]

She should have kicked off. Summat is very fishy. 

Check her car for dents, scrapes or knackered tyres.

Oh you little cynic you 
You could have bounded with your friend in distress (not in dis dress) and sent around a cartload of turnips to replace the missed (and messed) evening meal - everyone knows turnips are tasty 

[Snoopy]

I've decided chinese is worth the walk. Back later.

I too decided, following a call from SWMBO to say that her planned return to the kennel was now deferred until midnight, to go for a Chinese. In my case that involved a drive to the next village but what the h***. Well I fetched it in, sat down and the phone rang. Got rid of caller in short order and the phone rang, this time to inform me that ETA was 11pm and not midnight (it was about 7pm by now). Argument on phone about the necessity of telling me that she would be an hour earlier, did she think I needed to speed up whatever I was doing with another woman or was she deliberately delaying my eating the now rapidly cooling chinese meal?
Finally ate half the meal, which was not good. It has since returned .
Oh and SWMBO got in at 11.35 so I told her she was late.


Growler ~ there is space in my doghouse for one more.

[Landlady]

Oh and SWMBO got in at 11.35 so I told her she was late.

  Bet you didn't get any bonies that night then 

[Snoopy]

I spent much of the night talking to God on the big white telephone in the bathroom.

[Landlady]

I spent much of the night talking to God on the big white telephone in the bathroom.

ah but if you'd been a nicer loving hound when she got back she might have been there with you rubbing you back, bringing you water to sip, and making sympathetic noises - perhaps???

[Snoopy]

Oh Yeah!
And BM will give up collecting watches, cameras and other expensive boys toys. The tooth fairy will turn out to be real and the Easter Bunny is my Aunty. 

[GROWLER]

She should have kicked off. Summat is very fishy. 

Check her car for dents, scrapes or knackered tyres.

My thoughts entirely. She's gone out to work play yet again, so I'll check it later.

Can't be another man, as they'd slide off her face with the amount of all this slippy shite she covers it in.

[Nick]

Well I decided to use up the previous night's roast chicken in a sort of curry. Someone had given us loads of fresh chillies so I bunged some of those in. It was like eating fire

[Snoopy]

You failed to de-seed the chillies?

[GROWLER]

Well I decided to use up the previous night's roast chicken in a sort of curry. Someone had given us loads of fresh chillies so I bunged some of those in. It was like eating fire

Bog roll in the fridge in readiness?

[Nick]

You failed to de-seed the chillies?

That was part of the problem. Yes

[Bar Wench]

I spent much of the night talking to God on the big white telephone in the bathroom.

As did I. Fucking chinese. 

[Snoopy]

I spent much of the night talking to God on the big white telephone in the bathroom.

As did I. Fucking chinese. 

Indeed











I did once and it's not true.

[Nick]

I wonder how the food will affect the outcome of the Olympics

[GROWLER]

Seems it all went a bit 'tits up' (or down as the case may be  ) for most of us last night then ey?
My fish 'n' chips were bloody scrumptious!