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Offline Snoopy

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Re: A day trip
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2008, 08:18:30 AM »
I have often wondered about the safety of those garden trampoline things ~ one hears of so many accidents ~ I have always turned a deaf ear to the pleas for one in our garden which, as you know, is all concrete.

What with that and "NO" to bicycles on the grounds that we live on a very busy High Street ~ I am the prophet of doom apparently. confused:

The Swamp sounds a good alternative.
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2008, 08:34:01 AM »
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2008, 08:40:48 AM »
Quote from: Snoopy on April 02, 2008, 08:18:30 AM


The Swamp sounds a good alternative.

Nowt like a good bit of notice ey? ::)

Bit busy this morning. See how i get on with a couple of my regular screamers.
As long as i don't hear those imortal words....."While yarear" thatsit:
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2008, 08:46:09 AM »
The customer is always right! eveilgrin:
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2008, 08:53:43 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2008, 08:46:09 AM
The customer is always right! eveilgrin:

Bollocks, as I regulary tell mine.
I take great pride in telling them not to order me around as I'm self employed, and if they don't STF up, I'll not bother coming at all.
They then normally apologise and grovel. cloud9:
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2008, 08:55:23 AM »
I always told my staff that the customer is invariably wrong ~ it is our task to politely educate them.
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #21 on: April 02, 2008, 08:58:52 AM »
Most of my customers are idiots.But they are also very intelligent idiots.Which makes them dangerous evil:
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2008, 09:02:04 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2008, 08:58:52 AM
Most of my customers are idiots.But they are also very intelligent idiots.Which makes them dangerous evil:

All of mine are cunning sly grovelling idiots.
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2008, 09:03:07 AM »
And M53 Fraud will never see my money again, the bastards evil:
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2008, 09:05:33 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2008, 09:03:07 AM
And M53 Fraud will never see my money again, the bastards evil:
Quite. Norman steals yer money now ey? ::)
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2008, 09:06:58 AM »
Norman recycles my hard earned into what passes for the local economy (all the cousins who own all the shops round here)

M53 Fraud blow it all on yachts and suchlike
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2008, 09:21:37 AM »
Quote from: Nick on April 02, 2008, 09:06:58 AM
Norman recycles my hard earned into what passes for the local economy (all the cousins who own all the shops round here)

M53 Fraud blow it all on yachts and suchlike

Ahh yes, in around interbreeding Neston, of course.

Just had a 'desperate' phone call off the main Toyota stealer in Q'ferry now.
Damaged brand new car center console.
The swamp is starting to look like a dodgy prospect.

Just finishing off my sausages to help me die happy, and then I'm goin'
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2008, 09:24:50 AM »
Neston No-Neckers is the official designation . Every shop employs a mutterer/dribbler.The others wander aournd, um, muttering and dribbling.
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2008, 01:10:13 PM »
I'm back if your interested?
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Re: A day trip
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2008, 01:11:37 PM »
OK. I have been doing a toilet seat and have head injuries.

If you are going thatway call me and off we go

PM has my number
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