A day trip

[GROWLER]

OK. I have been doing a toilet seat and have head injuries.

If you are going thatway call me and off we go

PM has my number

Sorry. I'm obviously not as privlidged as you. Can you pass his number on then.....via pm if you want.

I had a spell of toilet troubles...the toilet that is, not me guts, only that might change later if I'm cookin' the tea again..apparently.

[Grumpmeister]

I guess Gordo was impressed that he'd had Macca in his kitchen once. 

[Nick]

The man is an idiot. Check your PMs (= messages) you dolt!!

 

[GROWLER]

The man is an idiot. Check your PMs (= messages) you dolt!!

 

Who? PM? I agree. Total dolt, AND TWAT!

[Nick]

Well we still aren't going to Llandudno. Boy and GF have voted to go to the cinema. £15 for tiickets and twice as much again on chemical laden popcorn and Kia-Ora or somesuch

[GROWLER]

Well we still aren't going to Llandudno. Boy and GF have voted to go to the cinema. £15 for tiickets and twice as much again on chemical laden popcorn and Kia-Ora or somesuch

What you going to watch then Nick? Summat sleep inducing no doubt?

I was most impressed with 'The Boy's' GF btw. A future Mrs 'The Boy' if ever there was one.
I'll do the cars for you, and a marquee at 'The Swamp' for the reception, with mud rides for all the guests. It'll be summat a bit different ey?
Always on the look out for a business opportunity.

I'll leave you to sort the meals out though.

[Nick]

http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s73/Bromborough/m11145/Horton_Hears_A_Who/

And I made him walk her home last night. I explained it was the "gentlemanly" thing to do. I also made a veiled allusion to the fact that in future years this habit would yield other benefits

[GROWLER]

http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s73/Bromborough/m11145/Horton_Hears_A_Who/

And I made him walk her home last night. I explained it was the "gentlemanly" thing to do. I also made a veiled allusion to the fact that in future years this habit would yield other benefits

That would have been an 'illusion' for me.

[Bar Wench]

http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s73/Bromborough/m11145/Horton_Hears_A_Who/

And I made him walk her home last night. I explained it was the "gentlemanly" thing to do. I also made a veiled allusion to the fact that in future years this habit would yield other benefits

And you can be assured that her Father will have told her in future to call him as in years to come this habit will cause her to be jumped on! 

[Snoopy]

http://www.odeon.co.uk/fanatic/film_info/s73/Bromborough/m11145/Horton_Hears_A_Who/

And I made him walk her home last night. I explained it was the "gentlemanly" thing to do. I also made a veiled allusion to the fact that in future years this habit would yield other benefits

Benefits?????????????

Wot ~ like marriage and raising children, having a mortgage, paying for the rest of your life for a simple leg over.  

[Nick]

Last time she came round to play he tied her to his bed with an eight foot lime green snake!

[Bar Wench]

Last time she came round to play he tied her to his bed with an eight foot lime green snake!

 

Why?

What did he intend to do with her?

She came back?

Her parents let her come back?

 

[Nick]

Yes, they get on well generally. And who is to say that she didn't enjoy being tied up with an eight foot lime green snake?

[Darwins Selection]

Last time she came round to play he tied her to his bed with an eight foot lime green snake!

He is showing great promise.  

[Snoopy]

Last time she came round to play he tied her to his bed with an eight foot lime green snake!

He is showing great promise.  

Lime green snake to silk scarves is but a short step.


You are teaching him well