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Bar Room Bore

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Dot v. Olga
« on: May 22, 2007, 02:03:50 PM »
It's decision time. Dot is not keen on my new assertive and sparkling persona and has gone to stay with her mother. Olga seems interested in coming to my bungalow for a visit. Any thoughts on how I should welcome her? Trad English (pies, beer) or Russian stuff (fish eggs, vodka)?

I want to make her feel at home, but this may become her home. Perplexed of Broadstairs
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2007, 02:08:53 PM »
bugger me till i'm bandy noooo: noooo: whistle: censored:
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2007, 02:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Berek on May 22, 2007, 02:08:53 PM
bugger me till i'm bandy

Not again.
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2007, 02:13:58 PM »
That is between you 2.



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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2007, 09:37:50 AM »
DOT is back, she has had a "makeover". The transformation is quite startling. She has put Olga's belongings in a bin liner
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2007, 09:40:10 AM »
I can hardly wait to hear the next thrilling episode.
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2007, 09:40:32 AM »
Quote from: Bar Room Bore on May 25, 2007, 09:37:50 AM
DOT is back, she has had a "makeover". The transformation is quite startling. She has put Olga's belongings in a bin liner
Picture?  scared2:
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2007, 09:51:03 AM »
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2007, 01:52:38 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on May 25, 2007, 09:51:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on May 25, 2007, 09:40:32 AM
Quote from: Bar Room Bore on May 25, 2007, 09:37:50 AM
in a bin liner
Picture?  scared2:


Hmmmm!  She reminds me of a girl I once knew in Damascus.   You sure her name is Dot?
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2007, 02:02:58 PM »
No, it's the BF. He teaches in a primary school as cover for his evil schemes.
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2007, 02:06:19 PM »
 eeek: scared2: eeek:

He'll be really cross when he finds out that his cover is grown
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2007, 02:07:26 PM »
grown?
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2007, 02:08:29 PM »
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2007, 02:07:26 PM
grown?

Blown. I am on the phone! Getting confused!
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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #13 on: May 25, 2007, 02:09:32 PM »
Ah, for the first time in years I had the word "prepuce" in my mind.

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Re: Dot v. Olga
« Reply #14 on: May 25, 2007, 02:09:43 PM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on May 25, 2007, 02:08:29 PM
Quote from: Nick on May 25, 2007, 02:07:26 PM
grown?

Blown. I am on the phone! Getting confused!
I thought you girls could multi-task?  noooo:
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