Dot v. Olga

[Nick]

They always say that, always, but when I phone SWMBO she always says "I can only do one thing at once!"

Yiou work it out

[Barman]

They always say that, always, but when I phone SWMBO she always says "I can only do one thing at once!"

Yiou work it out

[Nick]

I am sure the Wench can do at least five things at once.

[Barman]

I am sure the Wench can do at least five things at once.

As long as two of them aren?t ?being on the ?phone? and ?typing?. 

[Bar Wench]

1) On the phone
2) Typing here
3) Looking up pricing
4) Planning schedule for tomorrow
5) Writting text to arrange tonight
6) Contemplating shirt/tie combo for Mr Wench for tomorrow
7) Trying to do all the above with some semblance of competence.

IT ISN'T EASY.

Colleague across the office, male, can't even manage to talk on the phone and look up pricing at the same time.  

Nick, we only say that when it isn't something we want to do.

[Barman]

1) On the phone
2) Typing here
3) Looking up pricing
4) Planning schedule for tomorrow
5) Writting text to arrange tonight
6) Contemplating shirt/tie combo for Mr Wench for tomorrow
7) Trying to do all the above with some semblance of competence.

IT ISN'T EASY.

Colleague across the office, male, can't even manage to talk on the phone and look up pricing at the same time.  

Nick, we only say that when it isn't something we want to do.

I thought you didn?t have anything to do ?til the 28th October or something? 

[Nick]

Ah I see.





















NO I don't. CAn we have a male PUB and a female PUB? With a virtual door.





























 They are mad!

[Nick]

28th October or something?

Can we all come?


So to speak.

[Bar Wench]

1) On the phone
2) Typing here
3) Looking up pricing
4) Planning schedule for tomorrow
5) Writting text to arrange tonight
6) Contemplating shirt/tie combo for Mr Wench for tomorrow
7) Trying to do all the above with some semblance of competence.

IT ISN'T EASY.

Colleague across the office, male, can't even manage to talk on the phone and look up pricing at the same time.  

Nick, we only say that when it isn't something we want to do.

I thought you didn?t have anything to do ?til the 28th October or something? 

That will be after September. We are now in the last half term of the Summer term. From here on in things become hectic. Not at work you understand but life in general.

[Nick]

Can I be a bridesmaid. I scrub up well!

[Bar Wench]

Can I be a bridesmaid. I scrub up well!

THERE IS NO WEDDING!!!!! When there is, Nick would you wear peach?

[Barman]

Can I be a bridesmaid. I scrub up well!

THERE IS NO WEDDING!!!!! When there is, Nick would you wear peach?

i've been eating peaches off my tree today - feel sick now tho 

[Bar Wench]

Can I be a bridesmaid. I scrub up well!

THERE IS NO WEDDING!!!!! When there is, Nick would you wear peach?

i've been eating peaches off my tree today - feel sick now tho 

What on earth does that have to do with
1) multi-tasking
2) weddings
3) Nick's desire to dress in womens clothes?

NOTHING. Be quiet man!

[Barman]

You asked Nick to wear peach ? it?s as relevant as any other link on here ? more so than most! 

[Bar Wench]

Bollocks!