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Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« on: April 02, 2008, 09:17:57 AM »
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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 09:27:16 AM »
I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 09:27:59 AM »
I'd walk a mile for any sort of ciggie.  sad24:

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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 09:29:03 AM »
Me too ~ shut-up Nick we know you still indulge  cussing:
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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 09:32:18 AM »
First fag I ever smoked was a Camel.

I fell over! redface:
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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 09:34:04 AM »
First fag I ever smoked was a Camel.

I fell over! redface:

Mine was a spanish fortuna. I was sick.

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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 09:53:37 AM »
Well Fortuan are renowned for that. Those Ducados are a bugger!
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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 09:58:33 AM »
My first was Lucky Strike .... I was asked for directions by a Yank sailor close to Southampton docks and I helped him carry his bags to the station. He gave me a pack of twenty ..... a whole new life opened before my 10 year old eyes! cloud9:
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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 09:59:07 AM »
Well Fortuan are renowned for that. Those Ducados are a bugger!

I know but I do love them.  cloud9:

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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 10:00:15 AM »
 cussing: So why have we all ('cept Nick) given them up  ..... being as how we are all so  cloud9: about them?
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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 10:06:46 AM »
cussing: So why have we all ('cept Nick) given them up  ..... being as how we are all so  cloud9: about them?

I haven't given up...

My first was one of my dad's Senior Service - made me cough a bit, I can tell you. I suppose I would barely taste it now, compared to my current roll-ups (golden Vagina)  cloud9:

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« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 10:07:48 AM »
cussing: So why have we all ('cept Nick) given them up  ..... being as how we are all so  cloud9: about them?

Apparently it's bad for you.  shrugs:

I've always said that if I were a man there is no way I would have ever given up.  noooo:

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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 10:09:11 AM »
Nottingham born and bred I worked at Players in my summer holidays and in my gap year. My first job one autumn was to sweep the floors and pipes to gather up all the dust and autumn leaves.

I put them in a truck I was given.When the job was done I asked where the truck should go to. "We make Number 6 out of that stuff. Wheel it over there!"

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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 10:10:03 AM »
cussing: So why have we all ('cept Nick) given them up  ..... being as how we are all so  cloud9: about them?

Apparently it's bad for you.  shrugs:

I've always said that if I were a man there is no way I would have ever given up.  noooo:

What's gender got to do with it.And we know that sausages are lethal too!
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Re: Phwoar, look at the humps on that!
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 10:11:26 AM »
cussing: So why have we all ('cept Nick) given them up  ..... being as how we are all so  cloud9: about them?

Apparently it's bad for you.  shrugs:

I've always said that if I were a man there is no way I would have ever given up.  noooo:

What's gender got to do with it.And we know that sausages are lethal too!

The pregnant thing. I have every intention of starting again after that is all over.


And no I'm not!