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Offline Snoopy

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Cor ~ That gave me a shock I can tell you
« on: April 02, 2008, 11:48:08 AM »
Postie has just been. One of the envelopes is marked "Southampton City Council Bereavement Services". Fair gave me a turn I can tell you.
Opened it and there's loads o stuff about where, how and when interment or cremation can take place in that fair(?) city.

Tucked in with it all was the answer .... a piece of paper asking for £12 and details of those of my family tree who I believe to be burried in the city. I made the telephone enquiry weeks ago and had quite forgotten about it.

Thought they had decided it was time to call me in! eeek:
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Re: Cor ~ That gave me a shock I can tell you
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2008, 11:56:47 AM »
We will have a great wake.Barman will pay, and LL will make us all  some commorative curry.

Do you wish to be buried with you bidet?
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Re: Cor ~ That gave me a shock I can tell you
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2008, 12:03:23 PM »
We will have a great wake.Barman will pay, and LL will make us all  some commorative curry.

Do you wish to be buried with you bidet?

Composted I think.

And what the F*** is commorative curry?















Ah! Commemorative ~ now I'm with you.
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Re: Cor ~ That gave me a shock I can tell you
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2008, 12:04:45 PM »
Coronation?

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Re: Cor ~ That gave me a shock I can tell you
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2008, 12:05:23 PM »
We all eat curry(LL makes it from goat and such stuff) and we pass by the SNOOPY BIDET(with a blue plaque)
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Re: Cor ~ That gave me a shock I can tell you
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2008, 12:08:27 PM »
Coronation?

Well I though it was funny, Wenchy   lol:

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Re: Cor ~ That gave me a shock I can tell you
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 12:13:22 PM »
Coronation?

Well I though it was funny, Wenchy   lol:

Thank-you I thought so too.

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Re: Cor ~ That gave me a shock I can tell you
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 12:21:56 PM »
WALES evil:
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Re: Cor ~ That gave me a shock I can tell you
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 02:07:12 PM »
We will have a great wake.Barman will pay, and LL will make us all  some commorative curry.

Do you wish to be buried with you bidet?

...and no need to attend the service, SCC now provide a live weblink and will even produce a DVD of the service. How long before they have a drive-thru  sick2:
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