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Offline boogs

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #135 on: November 17, 2013, 04:40:21 PM »
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on November 17, 2013, 03:55:45 PM
Bob Martin.  Make your dog-poo bags out of gossamer thin biodegradable plastic as it is environmentally friendly and dog owners don't mind the regular breakages and "poo finger". >:(

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« Reply #136 on: November 17, 2013, 04:50:40 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:42:38 PM
ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."

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« Reply #137 on: November 17, 2013, 04:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:43:40 PM
ROYALS. To save embarrassment caused by Prince Harry's constant indiscretions, why not simply admit that he is the son of major James Hewitt, and therefore nothing to do with you.

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« Reply #138 on: November 17, 2013, 07:15:41 PM »
HOMELESS people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog.
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« Reply #139 on: November 17, 2013, 07:16:03 PM »
CAR OWNERS. Dissuade humorous neighbours from saying 'you can do mine next!' when you're cleaning your car by keeping a hammer in your pocket and starting to batter your windscreen when you see them approaching.

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« Reply #140 on: November 17, 2013, 07:16:57 PM »
SURPRISE your wife by tidying her underwear drawer when she's out. Try on stockings to check for ladders, and try on bras and suspenders to check for broken clasps. Keep defective lingerie hidden in the shed as it can be used to clean up paint or tie garden canes, etc.


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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #141 on: November 17, 2013, 07:38:54 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 07:15:41 PM
HOMELESS people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog.

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Might use that one day  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #142 on: November 17, 2013, 07:40:15 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 07:16:03 PM
CAR OWNERS. Dissuade humorous neighbours from saying 'you can do mine next!' when you're cleaning your car by keeping a hammer in your pocket and starting to batter your windscreen when you see them approaching.

I say that sometimes...    redface: redface:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #143 on: November 17, 2013, 07:43:00 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 07:16:57 PM
SURPRISE your wife by tidying her underwear drawer when she's out. Try on stockings to check for ladders, and try on bras and suspenders to check for broken clasps. Keep defective lingerie hidden in the shed as it can be used to clean up paint or tie garden canes, etc.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #144 on: November 17, 2013, 08:51:57 PM »
Quote from: boogs on November 17, 2013, 04:40:21 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on November 17, 2013, 03:55:45 PM
Bob Martin.  Make your dog-poo bags out of gossamer thin biodegradable plastic as it is environmentally friendly and dog owners don't mind the regular breakages and "poo finger". >:(

Oh nooes .... scared2:

Boogs, don't put you hand near your mouth....  Oh!
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #145 on: November 17, 2013, 09:30:48 PM »
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on November 17, 2013, 08:51:57 PM
Quote from: boogs on November 17, 2013, 04:40:21 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on November 17, 2013, 03:55:45 PM
Bob Martin.  Make your dog-poo bags out of gossamer thin biodegradable plastic as it is environmentally friendly and dog owners don't mind the regular breakages and "poo finger". >:(

Oh nooes .... scared2:

Boogs, don't put you hand near your mouth....  Oh!

Ohhhh Tipsy  sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #146 on: November 19, 2013, 10:17:26 AM »
Do not start a both running and then get involved in a long phone call  evil:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #147 on: November 19, 2013, 10:19:44 AM »
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Do not start a both running and then get involved in a long phone call  evil:

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« Reply #148 on: November 19, 2013, 12:28:44 PM »
Both what?
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #149 on: November 19, 2013, 02:56:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 19, 2013, 10:17:26 AM
Do not start a both running and then get involved in a long phone call  evil:

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