More Top Tips

[Grumpmeister]

If you get a Turkish coffee with added hell from the falafel stand don't drink the last cm or so unless you like the take and texture of grounds. 

[Just One More]

FOR many years I've kept my legs warm in winter by wearing ladies' tights beneath my trousers. I've never found it embarrassing, as they make perfectly good - and economical - leg warmers. As a pensioner, saving money and staying warm are my priorities.

In summer I switch to wearing cooler and more hygienic stockings and suspenders. 

[Just One More]

A sombrero in a bin liner makes a trendy 'hands-free' umbrella!

[Just One More]

MAKE YOUR OWN GLITTER: by individually wrapping grains of salt in tin foil.

[Barman]

 

[Baldy]

 

[Barman]

MAKE YOUR OWN GLITTER: by individually wrapping grains of salt in tin foil.

Would this work with sugar....? 

[Nick]

Only if you want to make pearls 

[boogs]

Only if you want to make pearls 

   sequins

[Nick]

When hoovering your computer keyboard be sure that you don't let any of the keys get hoovered up

[Barman]

When hoovering your computer keyboard be sure that you don't let any of the keys get hoovered up

Not the 'Any Key'....? 

[Miss Demeanour]

He'll be locked out now 

[Barman]

Parents: Protect your children from sexual predators and sadists by not naming them after letters of the alphabet.

[apc2010]

Parents: Protect your children from sexual predators and sadists by not naming them after letters of the alphabet.

 

[Barman]

Parents: Protect your children from sexual predators and sadists by not naming them after letters of the alphabet.

 

I made that one up like!