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Offline apc2010

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #225 on: January 24, 2014, 06:23:39 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #226 on: January 24, 2014, 06:25:12 PM »
GET THE ‘tea tree shower gel’ experience by pouring mouthwash over your head and squirting toothpaste in your eyes and arse. happy001



PREVENT neighbours from saying 'you can do mine next!' by simply washing every car and mowing every lawn on the street.



WOMEN. If there's enough room to spell "BOOTYLICIOUS" on the back of your shorts, It probably isn't.  lol:



ENJOY the sophisticated ambience of a sushi bar by strapping some peeled fish fingers to a Scalextric car.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #227 on: January 24, 2014, 06:26:42 PM »
PAINT your house number on your bin to make it easier for binmen to leave it outside the wrong house.



RECREATE a family “Come Dine With Me” by rummaging through your mother’s knicker draw then slagging off her apple crumble. happy001 happy001



CONSERVE your smartphone battery life by getting into a loving relationship with another human being.



BARGAIN sofa hunters. If you missed the DFS December Sale, Double Discount Boxing Day Sale, January Clearance Sale and the February End of Winter Sale, don't worry - the Spring Sale starts in March.



ONE ARMED men. If your partner is thinking about getting breast implants, convince her to save money and only get one done.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #228 on: January 24, 2014, 06:28:26 PM »
Oi! One tip per post!  cussing:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #229 on: January 24, 2014, 06:30:31 PM »
Are we down on posts for January  rubschin:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #230 on: January 24, 2014, 06:37:09 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:30:31 PM
Are we down on posts for January  rubschin:

Yep..BM keeps annoying the guests,,,,,,,, noooo:  even that bird who wanted to do an article..... noooo:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #231 on: January 24, 2014, 06:46:52 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 24, 2014, 06:37:09 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:30:31 PM
Are we down on posts for January  rubschin:

Yep..BM keeps annoying the guests,,,,,,,, noooo:  even that bird who wanted to do an article..... noooo:

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Offline Steve

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #232 on: January 24, 2014, 06:57:50 PM »
All the above from JOM  happy001
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #233 on: January 24, 2014, 07:03:41 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 24, 2014, 06:57:50 PM
All the above from JOM  happy001

Don't encourage multi-posts....  evil:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #234 on: January 24, 2014, 07:30:55 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 24, 2014, 06:37:09 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:30:31 PM
Are we down on posts for January  rubschin:

Yep..BM keeps annoying the guests,,,,,,,, noooo:  even that bird who wanted to do an article..... noooo:

Ooh yes?  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I had forgot
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #235 on: January 24, 2014, 07:33:05 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 24, 2014, 07:30:55 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on January 24, 2014, 06:37:09 PM
Quote from: Just One More on January 24, 2014, 06:30:31 PM
Are we down on posts for January  rubschin:

Yep..BM keeps annoying the guests,,,,,,,, noooo:  even that bird who wanted to do an article..... noooo:

Ooh yes?  rubschin: rubschin: rubschin: I had forgot

Was it you?  evil:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #236 on: January 24, 2014, 07:33:42 PM »
Nope
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #237 on: January 24, 2014, 07:42:32 PM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #238 on: January 25, 2014, 09:05:04 AM »
SWAPPING the contents of your children's toothpaste with chilli sauce is ideal for indicating whether or not they've brushed.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #239 on: January 25, 2014, 09:05:48 AM »
KINDER CHOCOLATE. Prepare kids for the realities of life by leaving the occasional 'Kinder Surprise' empty.

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