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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #300 on: May 31, 2014, 08:25:15 PM »
ROPE makes excellent Dental floss if you're a guest on the Jeremy Kyle show.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #301 on: May 31, 2014, 08:25:29 PM »
BBC. Follow the success of ‘Lambing Live’ with ‘Dogging Live’. You might have to show it a bit later though

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« Reply #302 on: May 31, 2014, 08:25:53 PM »
BE SURE to get a "memory book" for your baby so you can show them when they're older how your interest in them slowly dwindled.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #303 on: May 31, 2014, 08:26:15 PM »
PAINT your house number on your bin to make it easier for binmen to leave it outside the wrong house.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #304 on: May 31, 2014, 08:26:36 PM »
BEFORE chopping onions always be sure to rub a teaspoonful of ‘No More Tears’ shampoo into your eyes.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #305 on: May 31, 2014, 08:26:46 PM »
BE SURE to get a "memory book" for your baby so you can show them when they're older how your interest in them slowly dwindled.



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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #306 on: May 31, 2014, 08:26:59 PM »
STUDENTS. Save money on expensive Bombay Mix by just tipping your keyboard upside down and eating what comes out.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #307 on: May 31, 2014, 08:27:15 PM »
KIDS. Don’t be scared about starting Big School. Heads flushed down toilets doesn’t really happen - they have knives now.
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« Reply #308 on: May 31, 2014, 08:27:33 PM »
BBC. Follow the success of ‘Lambing Live’ with ‘Dogging Live’. You might have to show it a bit later though

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« Reply #309 on: May 31, 2014, 08:28:31 PM »
BE SURE to get a "memory book" for your baby so you can show them when they're older how your interest in them slowly dwindled.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #310 on: May 31, 2014, 11:09:58 PM »
happy001 to the latest collection from JOM
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #311 on: May 31, 2014, 11:16:42 PM »
happy001 to the latest collection from JOM

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #312 on: June 02, 2014, 08:15:55 AM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #313 on: June 02, 2014, 11:27:35 AM »
 worthy: As always.

When does your book come out?
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #314 on: June 02, 2014, 11:30:02 AM »
worthy: As always.

When does your book come out?

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