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[Barman]

To all the customers chatting on their latest i-phones at the laundromat........


You could have bought a washer and a dryer for 500 quid .......

 

[Just One More]

To all the customers chatting on their latest i-phones at the laundromat........


You could have bought a washer and a dryer for 500 quid .......

 

[Darwins Selection]

To all the customers chatting on their latest i-phones at the laundromat........


You could have bought a washer and a dryer for 500 quid .......

 

[apc2010]

Tired of boiling water every time you make Pasta ...



Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ....




(hears Nick rushing off ).....

[Barman]

Tired of boiling water every time you make Pasta ...



Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ....




(hears Nick rushing off ).....

 

[Just One More]

Tired of boiling water every time you make Pasta ...



Boil a few litres at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ....




(hears Nick rushing off ).....

 

 

[apc2010]

Save money on Xmas presents......











Start talking politics/election on Facebook.........

[Barman]

Save money on Xmas presents......











Start talking politics/election on Facebook.........

 

[apc2010]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."......................

[Barman]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."......................

 

A mate of mine did that to LL!

[apc2010]

I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.

"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."

After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"

I said, "Yesterday."......................

 

A mate of mine did that to LL!

   will she remember .......

[apc2010]

Miss T has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint............







Got her a magazine rack for Christmas.................

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Miss T has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint............







Got her a magazine rack for Christmas.................

[Just One More]

Miss T has been leaving jewellery catalogues all over the house. So, I've taken the hint............







Got her a magazine rack for Christmas.................