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Offline Just One More

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #90 on: November 15, 2013, 06:53:57 AM »
ABSENT MINDED people. Don't waste money on post-it notes. Simply find an elephant that lives locally and tell them whatever it is you need remembering.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #91 on: November 15, 2013, 06:54:34 AM »
AFTER A hard night's drinking, eat two heaped spoonfuls of Bisto granules before going to bed and 'stir' by gyrating your waist. The following morning's inevitable bum gravy will be nicely thickened.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #92 on: November 15, 2013, 06:55:05 AM »
SAVE TIME by only ever watching one Bruce Willis movie.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #93 on: November 15, 2013, 06:55:26 AM »
PEOPLE IN lifts. If Bruce Willis gets in wearing a vest and no shoes, exit the lift at the earliest opportunity.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #94 on: November 15, 2013, 06:56:44 AM »
Forum users, ensure you beat last November's statistics by posting lots of top-tips separately  redface:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #95 on: November 15, 2013, 06:57:39 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 15, 2013, 06:56:44 AM
Forum users, ensure you beat last November's statistics by posting lots of top-tips separately  redface:

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #96 on: November 15, 2013, 11:31:32 AM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2013, 06:57:39 AM
Quote from: Just One More on November 15, 2013, 06:56:44 AM
Forum users, ensure you beat last November's statistics by posting lots of top-tips separately  redface:

happy001

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #97 on: November 15, 2013, 11:50:32 AM »
Forum users, avoid fucking up the 'Good Morning' thread by actually logging-in before mid afternoon.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #98 on: November 15, 2013, 12:00:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2013, 11:50:32 AM
Forum users, avoid fucking up the 'Good Morning' thread by actually logging-in before mid afternoon.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #99 on: November 15, 2013, 01:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 15, 2013, 06:56:44 AM
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Brilliant collection today JOM happy002 happy002  :thumbsup:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #100 on: November 15, 2013, 01:55:51 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 15, 2013, 11:50:32 AM
Forum users, avoid fucking up the 'Good Morning' thread by actually logging-in before mid afternoon.

Not my fault I was gubbed  redface:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #101 on: November 15, 2013, 01:56:44 PM »
Quote from: Steve on November 15, 2013, 01:14:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 15, 2013, 06:56:44 AM
Forum users, ensure you beat last November's statistics by posting lots of top-tips separately  redface:
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Brilliant collection today JOM happy002 happy002  :thumbsup:

<<< Wot Steve said JOM  :thumbsup:>>>>
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #102 on: November 16, 2013, 03:18:49 PM »
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #103 on: November 16, 2013, 03:22:34 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on November 16, 2013, 03:18:49 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #104 on: November 16, 2013, 03:24:04 PM »
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2013, 03:22:34 PM
Quote from: Landlady on November 16, 2013, 03:18:49 PM
Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

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Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well  pathead:
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