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[Barman]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

 

Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well 

I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... 

[Landlady]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

 

Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well 

I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... 

 

[apc2010]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

 

 

[boogs]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

 

Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well 

I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... 

      of  course you would .....    






Not sure it will happen tho ......

[apc2010]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

 

Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well 

I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... 

Amazon..........

[Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

 

Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well 

I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... 

Amazon..........

There's a link at the bottom of the page!         

[Barman]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

 

Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well 

I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... 

      of  course you would .....    






Not sure it will happen tho ......

[panto] oh yes it will! [/panto]

[boogs]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

 

Awh .................... probably only happened because you are not well 

I'd prolly feel betterer if I ordered a new one like..... 

      of  course you would .....    






Not sure it will happen tho ......

[panto] oh yes it will! [/panto]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

Or if you are that cack handed you can always fork out for a waterproof armoured case beforehand. 

[apc2010]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

Or if you are that cack handed you can always fork out for a waterproof armoured case beforehand. 

Top tip........

[Just One More]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

Come on, who'd be daft enough to do that 

[Landlady]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

Come on, who'd be daft enough to do that 

Will try and make a claim on the contents insurance tomorrow 

Does it sound better to say he did it, or shall I say the CAT did 

[boogs]

It was of course safely stored away on the shelf when the cat knocked it off     

[Just One More]

Don't balance your expensive PC tablet on the edge of the bath or it might fall off and break ........................

Come on, who'd be daft enough to do that 

Will try and make a claim on the contents insurance tomorrow 

Does it sound better to say he did it, or shall I say the CAT did 

Definitely the cat. Experience has shown me that pussy is to blame for many of the wrongs around here

^^^ I suppose it should have really been preceded by a 

[Just One More]

ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."