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Offline Just One More

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #120 on: November 17, 2013, 02:43:08 PM »
MAKE YOUR own cherry tomatoes by watering beefsteak tomato plants with bonsai feed.
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« Reply #121 on: November 17, 2013, 02:43:40 PM »
ROYALS. To save embarrassment caused by Prince Harry's constant indiscretions, why not simply admit that he is the son of major James Hewitt, and therefore nothing to do with you.

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« Reply #122 on: November 17, 2013, 02:44:03 PM »
SCULPTORS. When designing a new statue for your city centre, why not add a stone traffic cone to its head to discourage pissed students from risking death at 3.00 am.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #123 on: November 17, 2013, 02:44:26 PM »
HOUSEWIVES. Make the normally mundane task of switching the central heating on a little more exciting by singing 'The heating's on' to the tune of 80s hit The Heat is On by Glen Frey as you are doing it.
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #124 on: November 17, 2013, 02:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:42:38 PM
ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."



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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #125 on: November 17, 2013, 02:52:52 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:43:08 PM
MAKE YOUR own cherry tomatoes by watering beefsteak tomato plants with bonsai feed.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #126 on: November 17, 2013, 02:53:16 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:43:40 PM
ROYALS. To save embarrassment caused by Prince Harry's constant indiscretions, why not simply admit that he is the son of major James Hewitt, and therefore nothing to do with you.

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« Reply #127 on: November 17, 2013, 02:53:52 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:44:03 PM
SCULPTORS. When designing a new statue for your city centre, why not add a stone traffic cone to its head to discourage pissed students from risking death at 3.00 am.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #128 on: November 17, 2013, 02:54:57 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:44:26 PM
HOUSEWIVES. Make the normally mundane task of switching the central heating on a little more exciting by singing 'The heating's on' to the tune of 80s hit The Heat is On by Glen Frey as you are doing it.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #129 on: November 17, 2013, 02:56:04 PM »
 :thumbsup:   That has added a few posts .....
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« Reply #130 on: November 17, 2013, 03:13:06 PM »
Quote from: boogs on November 17, 2013, 02:56:04 PM
:thumbsup:   That has added a few posts .....

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #131 on: November 17, 2013, 03:55:45 PM »
Bob Martin.  Make your dog-poo bags out of gossamer thin biodegradable plastic as it is environmentally friendly and dog owners don't mind the regular breakages and "poo finger". >:(
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« Reply #132 on: November 17, 2013, 03:58:32 PM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #133 on: November 17, 2013, 04:19:01 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:42:38 PM
ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #134 on: November 17, 2013, 04:21:45 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 17, 2013, 02:42:38 PM
ANNOY AND frustrate SpecSavers staff by wandering up to their counter, squinting your eyes whilst looking up at the price board, and when they ask if they can help you, saying "Big Mac Meal, please."

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