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Offline Just One More

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #240 on: January 25, 2014, 09:06:19 AM »
A LADDER turned upside-down, can be used for climbing down things.


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« Reply #241 on: January 25, 2014, 09:06:48 AM »
PARENTS. Prepare your child for the harsh reality of the world by informing them they aren't special & are quite plain looking.

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« Reply #242 on: January 25, 2014, 09:07:27 AM »
^^^ My mum and dad did that  ;)
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« Reply #243 on: January 25, 2014, 09:07:52 AM »
A CIRCUMCISED foreskin makes an ideal 'meat snood' for a Lady Gaga Barbie doll.

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« Reply #244 on: January 25, 2014, 09:08:19 AM »
PRETEND you're visiting a 'nerd zoo' by peering in through the window of Games Workshop.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #245 on: January 25, 2014, 09:08:52 AM »
COMMUTERS. Convince passing traffic you were on 'Come Dine With Me' by riding a black cab home and holding up laminated numbers   happy001
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« Reply #246 on: January 25, 2014, 09:09:23 AM »
ELTON JOHN. Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John is a bit of a mouthful. Why not refer to him as your first bought?



GET REVENGE on neighbours with dogs that bark all night by stealing the dog & putting it in YOUR garden to see how THEY like it.



MOTORISTS. Unless you've kidnapped it, nobody cares if you've got a child on board.

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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #247 on: January 25, 2014, 09:10:30 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 25, 2014, 09:08:52 AM
COMMUTERS. Convince passing traffic you were on 'Come Dine With Me' by riding a black cab home and holding up laminated numbers   happy001

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« Reply #248 on: January 25, 2014, 09:15:10 AM »
happy001 all excellent!  Thumbs:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #249 on: January 25, 2014, 11:46:19 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 25, 2014, 09:15:10 AM
happy001 all excellent!  Thumbs:
oh yes

happy001 happy001

Would have been better if all in one post though  ;)
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #250 on: January 25, 2014, 11:50:01 AM »
Quote from: Just One More on January 25, 2014, 09:06:19 AM
A LADDER turned upside-down, can be used for climbing down things.

My fave!  Thumbs:
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #251 on: March 22, 2014, 11:15:59 AM »
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« Reply #252 on: March 22, 2014, 11:42:56 AM »
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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #253 on: May 29, 2014, 05:31:16 AM »
POST COUNT - Post top tips one by one to make the graph look better  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #254 on: May 29, 2014, 05:32:25 AM »
CASH STRAPPED police forces. The average police woman's uniform costs around £250. But Ann Summers shops do a wipe-clean one for under twenty. So save money and improve public relations in one stroke

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