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Re: More Top Tips
« Reply #270 on: May 29, 2014, 07:51:23 AM »
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« Reply #271 on: May 29, 2014, 09:09:12 AM »
CASH STRAPPED police forces. The average police woman's uniform costs around £250. But Ann Summers shops do a wipe-clean one for under twenty. So save money and improve public relations in one stroke

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« Reply #272 on: May 29, 2014, 09:10:47 AM »
POST COUNT - Post top tips one by one to make the graph look better  :thumbsup:
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« Reply #273 on: May 29, 2014, 09:11:43 AM »
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« Reply #274 on: May 29, 2014, 09:12:23 AM »
JURY FOREMEN. Add suspense to a verdict by saying “We the jury find the defendant…” and then leave a two minute pause before delivering the outcome whilst another jury member plays a low roll on a kettle drum.
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« Reply #275 on: May 29, 2014, 09:13:07 AM »
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« Reply #276 on: May 29, 2014, 09:13:28 AM »
SHOE EXPRESS customers. Throw your purchases away and wear the boxes instead. They'll be harder-wearing, more stylish and better fitting.
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« Reply #277 on: May 29, 2014, 09:14:27 AM »
DEAF PEOPLE. Wearing oven gloves outdoors is an ideal way to stop strangers from eavesdropping on your conversation.
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« Reply #278 on: May 29, 2014, 09:15:47 AM »
MUMS. Confuse your children by mixing butter with their I can't Believe It's Not Butter. They won't know what to believe.

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« Reply #279 on: May 29, 2014, 09:18:30 AM »
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« Reply #280 on: May 29, 2014, 09:23:01 AM »
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« Reply #281 on: May 29, 2014, 09:53:33 AM »
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« Reply #282 on: May 29, 2014, 12:58:24 PM »
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« Reply #283 on: May 29, 2014, 05:18:40 PM »
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