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Quote from: Just One More on May 29, 2014, 05:32:25 AMCASH STRAPPED police forces. The average police woman's uniform costs around £250. But Ann Summers shops do a wipe-clean one for under twenty. So save money and improve public relations in one stroke
CASH STRAPPED police forces. The average police woman's uniform costs around £250. But Ann Summers shops do a wipe-clean one for under twenty. So save money and improve public relations in one stroke
POST COUNT - Post top tips one by one to make the graph look better
JURY FOREMEN. Add suspense to a verdict by saying “We the jury find the defendant…” and then leave a two minute pause before delivering the outcome whilst another jury member plays a low roll on a kettle drum.
Men - attract bonkers women by pretending to be gay
SHOE EXPRESS customers. Throw your purchases away and wear the boxes instead. They'll be harder-wearing, more stylish and better fitting.
DEAF PEOPLE. Wearing oven gloves outdoors is an ideal way to stop strangers from eavesdropping on your conversation.
MUMS. Confuse your children by mixing butter with their I can't Believe It's Not Butter. They won't know what to believe.
