Author Topic: More Top Tips (Read 115165 times)

Barman · « **Reply #285 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:26:59 PM »

You're liking that bum action aren't you...?

Nick · « **Reply #286 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:28:10 PM »

Steve · « **Reply #287 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:57:40 PM »

Isn't your arm getting tired with all that spanking

Nick · « **Reply #288 on:** May 29, 2014, 05:58:39 PM »

Barman · « **Reply #289 on:** May 29, 2014, 06:19:43 PM »

Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on May 29, 2014, 05:20:23 PM

Isn't your arm getting tired with all that spanking

Nick · « **Reply #290 on:** May 29, 2014, 06:22:08 PM »

Steve · « **Reply #291 on:** May 29, 2014, 06:45:15 PM »

you noticed

Just One More · « **Reply #292 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:21:50 PM »

A MAGPIE sellotaped to the end of a broom handle makes an excellent organic metal detector

Just One More · « **Reply #293 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:22:19 PM »

ROPE makes excellent Dental floss if you're a guest on the Jeremy Kyle show.

Just One More · « **Reply #294 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:22:49 PM »

A GREAT way to cure a cold is simply to rest for a few days, take Vitamin C and drink fluids. And by shutting the fuck up

Just One More · « **Reply #295 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:23:14 PM »

BEFORE chopping onions always be sure to rub a teaspoonful of ‘No More Tears’ shampoo into your eyes.

Just One More · « **Reply #296 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:23:42 PM »

RECREATE that ‘sat in the audience at a Jeremy Kyle show’ feeling by sitting in the order collection area at Argos

apc2010 · « **Reply #297 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:23:55 PM »

Just One More · « **Reply #298 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:24:24 PM »

PUNCHING and strangling people is an ideal way to keep your hands busy if you've just stopped smoking.

Just One More · « **Reply #299 on:** May 31, 2014, 08:24:52 PM »

PRETEND that someone is on a wacky prank show by smashing up their car with a sledgehammer then smiling and pointing at a bush.

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